Just thinking on Thursday

 What's the difference between Joe Biden and Joe Stalin? The mustache

What's the difference between Kamala Harris and a hooker? The hooker only takes cash.

What's the difference between a "social justice warrior" and a "terrorist"?  The CNN moron doing the story.

Roy Cooper is activating the NC National Guard to protect Raleigh and help in DC. Just for the record, when there was rioting, looting, burning, and civil disorder last summer in major NC cities, Cooper failed to call out the Guard. 

Not only did Cooper fail to call out the Guard, when rioters in Raleigh started tearing down monuments, Cooper had the Capitol Police stand down.

Cooper only wants to stop conservative protesters. His folks are free to loot and burn.

I considered labeling Mayor Nancy Vaughn a cunt, but my insult coordinator told me that would demean the word cunt. Bitch?

There's  a rumor that Cooper will run for Senate in 2022. This is why we need a "resign to run" law in North Carolina. 

We need to amend the NC Constitution and limit executive power. Not that Cooper has read the state constitution?

I still want Roy Cooper to show me the science in his "Carry out Cocktails" order. Does this cut the rate of COVID spread or does it just kill more people from DUI's?

I was at the cardiologist on Tuesday and contrary to what many believe, I not only have a heart, but it is still working. At least it was yesterday. 

I was at my "primary Care" doctor on Wednesday and asked him why COVID is spreading more as more people wear masks. His response, "Don't you have anything else to ask me?". "No."

Next year's illness will be respiratory issues caused by mask wearing. The Democrats will need some issue to change all the laws for the 2022 elections. 

As the COVID rages in California, they are lining up to recall their governor, Gruesome Newsome.

In today's news, Nancy Pelosi has worn the same dress for both Trump impeachment votes. This is the best the media could find??

I can hardly wait to hear Lady Gaga sing the national anthem at Biden's inauguration. The elites from Hollywood and the Left Coast will fill DC for the event. Maybe an asteroid will strike? Doesn't matter, I am not watching anyway. 

Uganda has banned and blocked Twitter until after their national election. Finally, some nation gets it right. Twitter is claiming that an open and free Internet is essential. Yet, they don't follow their own standards. The irony escapes them.

Apparently, only conservatives can stage an insurrection. Liberals are just struggling for social change when they steal, loot, rob, attack, and burn. 

After the inauguration next week, we can start on that autonomous zone project over in Raleigh.