Random Thoughts Version 8.25

 Biden-Harris? Rowan and Martin? Lewis and Martin? The Smothers Brothers? Bert and Ernie? Which of these pairs will get the most laughs on television?

The Democrats half ass everything they touch. They ran Obama, claiming that he was the first black President. Of course, he was only half black as his father was black and his mother was white. Kamala Harris is less black than Obama. She's not a vice presidential candidate, she's a project for researchers at Ancestry.com. Surely, she has had her DNA checked. If not, somebody can scrape some off of Willie Brown's bed sheets and submit it.

A story "leaked" the other day that said the Secret Service code name for Kamala is "pioneer". I guess they didn't want to use Willie Brown's code name for her, "Kameltoe".

Since the George Floyd overdose death, we haven't heard a word about any white people being killed by police. Did they stop dying after Floyd or is the media just failing to report them? Has anyone bothered to report that more whites are killed than blacks? 

Quick!! Name a city where white people rioted, looted, and burned after a white guy was killed by police. I will wait!

In North Carolina, we grow tobacco and manufacture cigarettes. The state of North Carolina controls the sale and distribution of alcohol. Let's ban forever the use of the phrase, "If we can save just one life". Roy "Call me Commie" Cooper is terrified that someone will die from Covid before we can sell them enough alcohol and cigarettes to do them in.

In 1987 Jerry Falwell went down the "Typhoon" waterslide at Heritage USA in a suit. In 2020, Jerry Falwell Jr. couldn't zip up his pants. Not everything is passed down to your children.

Apparently, the fairy tale romance of how Joe Biden met his wife Jill, is just another fantasy created by the guy who can't remember the office that he is running for this year. They actually met a couple of years before he claims to have seen her picture in an airport. By next week, the story will be that he saw her picture on a milk carton and rescued her.