This Just In !!!! Oct 13, 2016

This Just In!!

The Wall Street Journal published an Op-Ed today detailing how the Republicans could elect Trump on the basis that he will resign and allow Pence to become President. Really? Just when you start to think that Barnum may have been wrong, you realize that there really is one born every minute.

On Yahoo news today, apparently Miley Cyrus has come out as a pansexual. According to experts, this means that she is attracted to people regardless of sex and/or gender. We used to have another word for people like this, but just in case I run for President some day, I will leave that one unwritten.

From Hollywood comes news that Chelsea Clinton has found a job NOT working for her parents. She has been cast for the lead in a remake of My Friend Flicka. Producers are now looking for someone to play the part of the young man who owns the horse.

Thank God that the election is one day closer. Today I heard a radio commercial for the Clinton campaign. In it, a man who describes himself as a Republican, tells us that he is voting for Hillary. He says that he is voting for Hillary because she can be a role model for his three daughters. This is the first time that I have ever heard anyone say that they want their daughters to be crooked lawyers. By the way, if this guy works for you, he is obviously  a candidate for the "random" drug test.

I am going to the Trump rally in Greensboro tomorrow. Looking for a protester!!  You have been warned!!!