Monday, August 22, 2011

E.T. , phone Penn State!!

From Fox News:
"A team of American researchers have produced a range of scenarios in which aliens could attack the earth, and curiously, one revolves around climate change.
They speculate that extraterrestrial environmentalists could be so appalled by our planet-polluting ways that they view us as a threat to the intergalactic ecosystem and decide to destroy us.
The thought-provoking scenario is one of many envisaged in a joint study by Penn State and the NASA Planetary Science Division, entitled "Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis."

Can you believe this crap?

This group of alleged scientists have wasted our tax dollars on this study. They suggest that aliens might attack us, enslave us, kill us or even eat us. One aspect of their theory suggests that the aliens might be angry about "global warming."

I would have failed junior high school science for writing that paper. After years of telling us that there are no aliens, now they are telling us that we might be lunch for aliens. Are you serious? Did adults actually write this?  Let's start drug testing scientists.

I think these guys from Penn State must have spent too much time playing football without helmets. Did someone from NASA actually participate in this? These guys must be desperate for more federal funding.

Do you think that Al Gore had anything to do with this report? Aliens, global warming, government funding, it has Al's name all over it.

This morning at the restaurant, we were discussing this report when one customer mentioned the part about how  the aliens might eat us. While she thought that it was laughable, she thought that the whole report and the idea behind it was just stupid. This is an obvious case of the customer always being right.


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