Thursday, January 28, 2010

I love stupid people- 2010

The Big O ripped the Supreme Court in his State of the Union speech last night. I can't wait for the next case they hear involving Obama.

In St. Petersburg, Florida a 52 year old woman tried to kill her boyfriend after an argument over American Idol. After he went to bed, she poured hot chocolate on him and stabbed him with a steak knife. In American Idol judge lingo, "She was a little pitchy, but she took it and made it her own."

The Greensboro News and Record ran a story about the Greensboro Four of Sit-in fame the other day. They wrote this about Joseph McNeil, "In 1967, he married the former Ina Brown, an ancestor of Sioux warrior Sitting Bull." She must have been really old, Sitting Bull was born in 1831.

Also from the News and Record, "A Greensboro teen has been charged with stealing money or other property from nine local businesses, including Joseph’s House, a transitional home for troubled young men." Malek Moore, 17, is apparently not the brightest star in the sky.

Martha Coakley let Obama campaign for her the Sunday before her loss to Scott Brown. She should have gone on television and begged him to stay away. That might have made it a closer race.

The Prince of Stupid is Pat Robertson. Robertson claims that the Haiti earthquake is the result of a pact the Haitians made with the Devil to gain their freedom from the French. Pat, God told me that it is time for you to retire.

The KING of Stupid is Danny Glover. During an interview, Glover claimed that the Haiti earthquake was a result of us failing to act at the recent climate change summit in Copenhagen. Danny, thanks for getting Pat off the hook.


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