I guess Shania's butt just isn't big enough!!

A news story this morning out of New Orleans, the slum beneath the sea, spoke of business owners returning to find that their businesses had been looted by those who lingered behind. On a personal note, my people have been cleared of any charges of looting. Reports from the new Wal-Mart in uptown(?) New Orleans stated that the store had been cleared out, stripped of ALMOST all of the merchandise. According to a store employee the only thing left was the country music CDs. Yes, they left Shania, Reba, Toby, Kenny, and the rest of the country singers alone. Proof positive that no rednecks were present during the looting at the Wal-Mart. I guess the basketballs and tennis shoes went early!!