Stupor Sunday + 7

 Kid Rock announced that he is going to do a gospel album. I'm not waiting by the phone for him to call and offer me a spot in it.

Were all of the people who have access to the Treasury Department payments system required to get Senate approval? Asking for a friend.

How do Representatives and Senators become millionaires making $174,000 a year in a place as expensive to live as Washington, DC? They must have one hell of a bonus plan. Elon needs to ask for details.

Let's have the IRS audit every Senator and Representative in the Congress. We have the staff since Biden hired 80,000 new agents. I want to know how Bernie Sanders can afford three homes. How can Elizabeth Warren be worth $20 million?  Let's take a look at Maxine Waters' $6 million home in Los Angeles. Of course, in Los Angeles that could be a three-bedroom doublewide. How about an audit of AOC? I have never known a bartender who reported all of their income. I am only 71, so there's still a chance left that I could meet one who did.

Before you think that I am not being fair criticizing Congress, I offer two words, Robert Menendez. If you think that he was the only one taking bribes, there's still time for you to buy that oceanfront home that I am selling in Nebraska. Call me!!

Mitch McConnell isn't falling because he is old. He falls because Menendez shoved some payoff-sized gold bars into Mitch's pockets, and now he can't maintain his balance with all that swinging weight. Now of course, all of that weight is killing the guy pushing McConnell in his getaway wheelchair.

Mitch McConnell said that he didn't vote for RFK Jr. because of things that RFK had said about vaccines. He can't actually remember what RFK said, but he's pretty sure that he didn't like it. 

Before the Stupor Bowl last Sunday, I had never heard of Drake or Kendrick Lamar. I have never listened to any of their alleged "music" and can assure you that I never will. The "news reports" of the last few days make it sound like there is about to be some kind of gang warfare between the two clowns and their fans/followers/disciples/morons. I can't believe that anyone even cares. Is there really this big of a news shortage after the Stupor Bowl? 

I really don't understand "rap" music. If you are willing to pay big money to have someone cuss loudly at you, call me. Word to your mother. The New Vanilla Ice?

Last year, the budget for the Department of Agriculture was $213.2 billion. Trying to stop a bird flu, they killed about one hundred million hens. Billions of dollars later, the bird flu is still here, we are short 100 million hens and eggs are around $8 a dozen. Who the hell is running the USDA, Dr. Fauci? Is there any intelligent life in Washington? When the bulldozers finish over at the FBI headquarters, send them over to the USDA buildings. 

It's hard to believe that TikTok could be a bigger threat to the nation than Facebook, but I don't really know or care. I heard that Trump told Putin that if he didn't work out a peace deal with Ukraine, he was going to talk trash about him on TikTok. I can't wait to see the video of Trump trashing Putin. Then he can reuse that video for Chuck Schumer. Schumer's more of a Communist than Putin.

Earlier in our country's history, one of the major political parties was the Whigs. They were founded in 1833 by Henry Clay. They disbanded in 1856. Truth in Advertising laws are causing the Democratic Party to rename itself. Rename is too simple for Dems, they are "rebranding". They are the new "Whig" Party. That's Waste, Hate, Incompetence, Greed. Sorry, that's the best that I can do on a Sunday.

In my search for intelligent life in Washington, I have taken Democratic rallies off the list of places to check. The worst effort at an insult at one rally the other day came when some alleged female said, "You can't spell 'felon' without 'Elon". Just for the record, all of those folks have a (D) behind their names. You can't spell Dickhead, Douche bag, Derelict or Dumbass without a "D"!