Thunk This on Thursday

 CBS News has released an allegedly unedited transcript of their interview with Kamala Harris where they showed different answers to the same question. One answer appeared in a promo for Sixty Minutes and the other appeared on the actual show. The purported unedited transcript shows that they split the answer in half and showed the two parts separately. Why didn't they just air it all in the story? Better yet, why didn't they just offer to interview her live? Anyone without a (D) label knows that answer.

Democrats are busy proving that the federal government is the biggest money scam in history. What extreme leftist cause has not received federal funding? We are borrowing money to put on drag shows in countries that hate us. Is this some kind of psychological warfare? Maybe some of our opponents were talking about the Dims when they called the United States the "Great Satan."

Democrats are calling for people to take to the streets to protest what Trump is doing. Pam Bondi needs to indict some of these schmucks for "inciting a riot". Let's put some liberals in jail so they can get that January 6 protester experience. Maybe if Schumer goes to prison, they can fit him with a real pair of classes. He must have bought the closing stock of cheap reading glasses when the K-Marts all shut down.

There are 677 District Court permanent judges in the United States. There are also more judges who stay on in "Senior" status. We need to end this circus of litigants trying to find a sympathetic District Judge to sue the President for his actions. Those cases need to be handled by the Appeals Court in whatever district the state is in. Lunatics posing as state governors and shopping for judges wastes our time and money. 

Trump has been in office for three weeks and Democrats are complaining that prices are still too high. Joe Biden spent four years blaming Trump for everything. When will the Dims and Slow Joe take responsibility for anything? 

The federal government kills 100 million chickens and people wonder why eggs cost so much. That's because people in government and those who support them don't understand how the world actually works. Chickens lay eggs. If the chickens are dead, there are no eggs. If there are limited supplies of eggs, the price of eggs goes up. The good news is that I am not charging you for this lesson in "eggonomics".

An acquaintance, as many people have suggested that I have no friends, sent a link to an article in Reason magazine. Reason is allegedly a magazine for libertarians. I used to describe libertarians as "Republicans who want to smoke pot". But it appears that the weed has eaten too many braincells in the Reason writers and readership. I read a couple of other articles from Reason and came to a couple of conclusions. First and foremost, they need to change the name of that magazine or rag, you pick. There's no reason in Reason. Beyond that, I have come to the conclusion that my description of libertarians mentioned above is wrong. Now I believe that "Libertarians are Democrats who want you to smoke pot."  You don't need to thank me for that clarification.

Every day we learn more about why Biden pardoned Liz Cheney, Benny Thompson and the other liars on the January 6 committee. I can't wait for Dr. Fauci's next appearance before Congress. Frankly, Trump needs to tell Hegseth to save some room at Guantanamo for the Fauci and Friends show contestants.  

To the reader who didn't like yesterday's mention of Joe Biden making Depends commercials: Thanks.