Monday Morning Meanness

 Can we trade the Brothers Vindman to Ukraine for a good cabbage recipe? They have to be worth something, don't they?

The Super Bore is next Sunday. Will Taylor Swift be there? Does anyone with more than a room temperature IQ actually care? I know that I won't watch if she isn't there. Of course, I am not going to watch if she is there. I am just not going to watch at all.

Just when you think that the Democrats can't do anything that is more stupid than running Kamala for President, you realize that there really is a God. And I can assure you that God has a sense of humor. The Democrats have announced that David Hogg is the new Vice-Chairman of the Democratic Party. I can only assume that neither George Costanza nor Kramer was available.

How bad are things at Democratic headquarters when someone runs in and screams, "David Hogg says that he will do it"? Is there a Kamala Harris Venn diagram that can illustrate that selection process? Other than a pulse, what were the job standards? Was Hogg the only Democrat under forty who could read cursive? Does he like "big yellow school busses?" Do Venn diagrams quicken his pulse? Did they have to hire someone who had been at a school shooting? Was he the only Democrat left with English listed as his native tongue? 

I watched a couple of minutes of an interview with James Carville today. I don't think that the Louisiana Loon can survive another Democratic Presidential candidate.

Have there been any Biden sightings since the afternoon of January 20? Is he home organizing those secret documents he stole while in the Senate? Or does Jill have him sleeping in the Corvette in the garage? It's probably easier to get the crap smell out of the car seats.

The Democraps, who didn't hold Joe Biden responsible for anything in the last four years, are blaming Trump for an airplane crash that happened ten days after Trump took office. Reagan National Airport is the only place in Washington where you can catch a liberal praying.

Memo to Dims: If you keep screaming, "I can't believe that Trump said that!", he's going to keep saying that. Have you not seen the videos from the first term.? 

My Beloved and I attended the 26th Annual Civil War Symposium at Longwood University on Saturday. We spent the breaks between speakers trying to decide who among the attendees were the FBI agents. It was like watching an old Dick Tracy movie and waiting for the G-man to talk into his smart watch.

I watched some schmuck on the news talk about Trump trying to destroy the FBI. He claims that FBI agents were just following orders when they violated everyone's civil rights. Just for the record guys, at Nuremburg almost eighty years ago, we decided that was not a defense. Seriously!!

While illegal immigrants and fentanyl flooded the nation, the FBI was making sure that no one was praying outside an abortion clinic, parents weren't speaking at school board meetings and Catholics weren't following their beliefs. FBI leadership should be compelled to write "freedom" and "priorities" ten thousand times each. Yes, it has to be in cursive!

I am tired of media sources describing former FBI director Chris Wray as a "lifelong Republican". That's has all the weight and credibility of calling Jill Biden, "Dr. Biden." 

I am not a meteorologist, and I don't play one on television. However, it seems to be somewhat colder this year than the last couple of years. Before blaming Trump for the colder weather, we should take the time to thank Trump for causing the end of all those pictures of Joe and Jill at the beach. I am trying to place a few bets on when the pictures of Hunter and Dr. Biden at the beach start appearing. Cue the background music for Mrs. Robinson at the Delaware shore.