DeepSeek this!!

 That Relaxium stuff must really work. Every time that one of their commercials come on the television screen, I start yawning. If the commercial were just a little longer, I would be asleep.

Dr. Phil went on a raid with the immigration enforcement guys. He interviewed some guy who had been arrested and ask him if he had been deported before. The guy responded, "Not really". Phil then asked how "not really" could be an actual answer. At that point, Tom Homan intervened to explain that the guy was charged with having sex with children. WOW!! Dr. Phil goes out on a raid and his first question goes to a Democrat politician. Who could have seen that one coming?

The news is so confusing. Based on their public statements, how can you tell the difference between the president of Colombia the country and the president of Columbia the university? Other than the spelling, of course. It's not like the United States government doesn't give both of them money and gets nothing in return. I am just assuming the guy in Colombia is also an Anti-Semite.

A cup of coffee at Starbucks is $10 and AOC is telling us that Trump's policies will cause the price of coffee to go up. What caused it to go to $10? When I started working at the Waffle House in 1971, coffee was 10 cents. I just discovered that there is no "cents" symbol on a computer keyboard.  But I don't drink coffee, so I don't really care about what it costs. It you can find a bumper crop of buffoons for $10 coffee; $12 coffee probably won't be a problem.

The Chinese are in the news again. DeepSeek, a Chinese AI company is shocking the world by being much cheaper than other AI systems. Apparently, the people who are surprised that a Chinese product would be cheaper have never been to Walmart or Dollar Tree. My brother, the family international relations expert, calls Walmart, "China-mart".

The big story in the media is that if you ask DeepSeek about the Chinese Communist Party, it has no answer. That's not a DeepSeek only feature. Search Google for "Random Moments of Lunacy" and see how many results for this blog come up. There's a better chance that you will get a link to the CCP than you will get a link to this swill.

Why don't we work on developing actual human intelligence? I realize that's not as glamorous as Artificial Intelligence, but it would actually help society.

I looked up "one-trick pony" and the only thing that came up was a picture of famed race-baiter Al Sharpton. At his age, one would think that the Reverend Sharpton would have more than one verse of one song to sing. Can't we find a magician to make him disappear?

Democrats are concerned that with Trump withdrawing from the World Health Organization, the WHO might collapse. I am trying to see the downside with this.

Every day we are learning more about why Sleepy Joe pardoned Dr. Fauci. Fauci is reportedly claiming that we imported COVID from China because it was cheaper than coming up with our own epidemic. He then mumbled something about "peasants and peons" before they dragged him away from the microphone. Check DeepSeek for details?

It's been a week since the changeover, but there has still been no Joe Biden obituary published. What is the appropriate length of time before they own up to him dying months ago? Are they waiting for his double to find another job?

We will actually know when Joe Biden passes away by watching for pictures of Jill Biden at the beach with Hunter. Before you get your panties into a wad, remember that Hunter is the guy who had an affair with his brother's widow. Hunter is doing a remake of the old "All in the Family" television series. This one starts when Archie/Joe dies.

Can we just go ahead and ditch the Roman numerals for the Super Bowl? Most of the fans can't count that high anyway. Since it is Super Bowl LIX, the average American is calling it "Super Bowl Licks". I can hardly wait for Super Bowl SUX.