The Saturday Night before Inauguration

 It's Saturday night in North Carolina and we are all discussing which liberal is going to kill themself on Monday as Trump is sworn into office. A neighbor mentioned Joe Biden as his pick, but I pointed out that Joe may already be dead, and Jill just hasn't unplugged the life support machine.

In what could be the cherry on top of the Biden ice cream sundae that has been the past four years, I offer this thought. Once Biden finishes pardoning all of his family members on Monday morning, about 11:00 AM he should resign and turn the whole mess over to Kamala. Then she could pardon Joe and become the first woman President all in the space of an hour. This would also be the first economic stimulus that has actually worked for Dims as businesses would have to retool and make new Presidential merchandise for Trump, who would then be the 48th President. 

The "Resistance" was out at the Lincoln Memorial today protesting the election of Donald Trump. You have got to be quite the moron to want to resist an improving economy. They are afraid that if they have to get a job, it will cut into their protesting time.

Los Angeles continues to burn as Greasy Gavin tries to put the blame on Trump for the fires. They could improve their chances of putting out the fires if they had promoted their best leader to Fire Chief instead of promoting their best lesbian firefighter.

 California turned down help from New York City because they said that the New York firemen wouldn't know how to deal with the type of fires that are plaguing Los Angeles. I am pretty sure that the NYC guys have seen arson before.

More than 12,000 structures have been burned so far. It's a tragedy of unimaginable scale and still no politician will admit responsibility. 

With the Pacific Ocean right at the fire, the question has been asked about why didn't they use sea water to fight the fires. According to government sources, the salt in the sea water would cause corrosion and damage to the firefighting equipment. So, my question is how would the cost of replacing all of the fire trucks compare to the cost of replacing more than 12,000 buildings? If the buildings are all gone, what are you saving the trucks to do?

The FBI has reassigned the Lead Agent in New Orleans who announced that the attack that killed fifteen and injured more than thirty was not a terrorist attack. Unless they reassigned her to "unemployed", Trump has a job to finish.

We need to end the public hearings on Presidential nominees in the Senate. Allow time for them to meet privately with Senators and then just take a vote. I am tired of the live television confirmation that our elected representatives are dumbasses. Yeah, I'm talking about Bernie, Fauxchohontas, and Blumenthal (the Toys For Tots veteran). Of course, they can't hold a candle to Sheldon Whitehouse, the king of arrogance and asinine questions.

I would rather watch "The View" than another Senate hearing.