Wednesday Wondering and Wandering

 I saw a news report that Sen. Mitch McConnell had fallen as he exited the Senate chamber today. My wife tired of sending out a press release every time that I fell, so we just wait for people to ask. At my doctor, they always ask "have you fallen lately?" My answer is always, "Yes.". The follow-up question is always, "How long ago was that?" My response is always the same, "What time is it now?" One would think that they would have stopped asking by now. Maybe not.

Yesterday, I made my monthly visit to The Lexington Farmers and Flea Market in scenic Lexington, NC. The pundits who claim that all of the illegals in the country would go into hiding when Trump took office have not been to Lexington.

Some website is claiming that Barack Obama and Jennifer Anniston are having an affair. I'm confused; I thought that Jennifer Anniston was a woman.

On my ride home, I passed several billboards telling me how great a job the Public Schools are doing. I can only assume that there no laws prohibiting false statements on billboards. If you have to tell us what a great job you are doing, you aren't really doing a good job. Couple this with the billboards telling us to pay teachers more money and you have a complete break from reality.

The Department of Education began operations in May 1980. After 45 years, standardized test scores are nearing, if not already at an all-time low. They are spending $240 billion a year and kids still can't read, write, add or subtract. Multiplication is out of the question except for some female students who start multiplying at 14 or 15. Standardized test scores are dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants at the sight of an intern. Cursive writing is a code for the elderly and simple math is for people who can't find the math app on their phones. Let's send the Department of History into the history books.

Apparently, Dr, Fauci didn't have a discussion with the teachers' unions before shutting down the schools during Covid. That time is when watching their children learn "remotely" taught parents that their kids didn't know shit, and that their teachers didn't care.

I have never quite understood the phrase, "He didn't know whether to shit or go blind.". But every time you see a Democrat complaining about whatever Trump has just done, that expression comes to mind. Dims are lost as the executive orders just keep rolling out of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Trump has done more, answered more reporters' questions and held more press conference than Biden can remember doing. Schumer doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. Given that Chuck the Schmuck wears his glasses at the end of his nose, he may already be going blind. Somebody needs to direct Chucky to an ophthalmologist with a working knowledge of bifocals.

A news release from the Creative Artists Agency yesterday, announced that they are representing former President Joe Biden. I guess that this is a new way to shelter that income from China. I will give it about 48 hours before he appears in his first Depends television commercial. He will be seen standing by his Corvette. Joe will say, "This Vette is faster than shit, but I am not, so I wear Depends. You should, too." Now, if they can find something to clean the stains that Hunter leaves in the Vette?

A few days ago, I was talking to a guy who worked for me back in the 1980's. I told him that I would send him a link to this blog. He told me that he would just look it up on Google. I told him that my blog had been banned from search results on Google. He was impressed. "He said, "Wow! I have never known anyone banned from Google." He does now!!