Monday Morning Musings

 On the news this morning, I learned that Saturday Night Live celebrated their fiftieth anniversary with a special episode last night. So, Saturday Night Live celebrated their anniversary with a Sunday night episode?  I have never watched an episode of SNL and last night didn't change my record. If I want to get my intelligence insulted, CNN is on 24/7. That would be easier than staying up late on Saturday night.

When I was growing up long ago and far away in a place called Tampa, Shock Theater with Dr. Paul Beare was on at 11:30 PM on Friday nights. I tried several times to stay up late and watch it. I never saw an episode of that, either. By the way, it was Tampa, not Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay is a body of water. Tampa is the largest city in the Bay area.

Democrats are continuing their "We don't know whether to shit or go blind." campaign. It's quite a treat to watch Democrats advocating for governmental waste and corruption. They want to keep government workers who aren't actually working on the payroll. Trump needs to put RFK Jr. on the drive to develop a Trump Derangement Syndrome vaccine to help the Democrats regain some show of sanity. RFK could help save the lives of those former friends and relatives of his with this vaccine.

Democrats are also complaining that Trump is moving too fast to stop the war in the Ukraine. The loony libs are all into process, not results.

What liberals fail to acknowledge is that Biden couldn't do anything because he was brain dead. Heard from him lately? Hell, he went into hiding the day after Election Day. He didn't even turn up on Groundhog Day.

The House Republicans need to start impeachment proceedings against these federal district judges who are issuing these injunctions against Trump's actions to reduce the size of government. It's time to end stupid decisions, lifetime employment and pensions for federal judges. It's time to go to a ten-year term, no pension plan for federal judges. They aren't getting wiser with age.

Liberals are claiming that the Trump Administration is giving NYC Mayor Eric Adams a deal to drop the charges against him. We can resolve this issue with Pam Bondi leading an investigation of the New York governor, Attorney General and Justice Department. Let's find out if they worked with the Biden Administration to charge Trump and later Adams. Inquiring minds (there are none on television) want to know.

Trump showed up at the Daytona 500 yesterday just to piss off Democrats, if you believe the news media morons. I heard some schmuck on the news complaining about how much it cost to have Air Force One fly over the racetrack. I guess that if Trump had packed about a hundred illegals into the cargo compartment of Air Force One, it would have shut the liberals up.

Trump can end these complaints about Air Force One by having Greyhound build a fleet of gold-plated busses to transport the President for these shorter trips. Reporters will have to ride in the back of these busses.

NASCAR needs to go back to racing actual cars. All of the cars are identical with labels that claim Camaro, Mustang or Camry. Other than the name, these cars have exactly nothing in common with the actual cars bearing those names. There are no parts on a "stock car" that are actually on a production automobile.

Back in the Stone Age or the 1960's, you pick, manufacturers had to sell a certain number (500?) of a car model before they could race them. Look up "Plymouth Superbird" for more info. The Superbirds were banned by NACAR for being too fast. They were the first NASCAR racers to do 200 MPH. In the interest of "Full Disclosure", I have a MOPAR bias. You can also look up "Ford Talladega" to see a comparable Ford.