Top Twenty Tuesday Taunts

1. "The border is secure" said no honest person ever.

2. "Biden is going to unify the country." said morons across the land.

3. Robert Hur was not talking about Trump when he said, "An old man with a bad memory,"

4.  If your property in New York is valued by the government at $10 million and you pay property taxes on that value, if it sells for only $5 million, is the state going to give you a refund on the taxes on the overvalued $5 million? Asking for a friend.

5. This picture below is an aerial view of Mar-a-Lago. It has 58 bedrooms, 33 bathrooms, 12 fireplaces and 3 bomb shelters. It fronts the Atlantic Ocean, and the back is on the Intracoastal Waterway. Forbes values it at $350 million, AG James values it at $75 million, and Engoron the Moron values it at $18 million. 

6, This photo below is a home in a lower middle-class neighborhood in Tampa that was built in 1959. It was renovated in 1991.The nearest water is a drainage canal about 400 yards away.  You can drive to the Municipal Beach on old Tampa Bay in 15-20 minutes. The flight path to the nearest runway at Tampa International is close enough to allow you to read the plane numbers as they pass near the house. It has three bedrooms and two baths. It is 1320 square feet. It sits on a 6600 square foot lot. It has one feature that you won't see at Mar-a-Lago. The mailbox is out front by the street. In June 2023 it sold for $390,000. Yes, $390,000. That's a 1320 square foot home on a .15-acre lot.  According to Engoron the Moron, you can have 46 of these houses or one Mar-A-Lago for the same money. I will take the Mar-a-Lago. 

7. If Trump picks Tim Scott as his VP candidate, Tim will be the first real black Vice-President. Before you blow a nerve telling me any differently, Kamala Harris' father said that they are not black. In 2020 he said that, but the media ignored him. I wonder why?

8. I rarely mention sports, but is Shohei Ohtani the next Pete Rose? I met Pete Rose once at the Waffle House in Tampa when the Reds stayed at the hotel next door for spring training.  Pete  also fathered a child with Terry Rubio, a girl who I went to school with in Tampa. I will have to check and see if she knows Shohei. If Ohtani engaged in illegal gambling, are they going to ban him for life? Or are they going to climb down from the ivory tower and forgive Pete Rose? Or are they Democrats and they are going with the two-tier of justice system that liberals love? 

9. When did they pass all of these laws that only apply to Donald Trump?

10. Is Biden going to throw Israel under the bus so that he can win the Muslim vote in Michigan? Will tossing Israel overboard allow the Republicans to narrow the gap in New York? Can you find a Jew in Florida who will vote for Biden?

11. Is Biden trying to mimic Putin by putting his political opponents in prison?

12. I am sick of hearing people say, "Trump is not above the law." What these dumbasses are unable to grasp is that "Neither is President Trump beneath the law." 

13. The real RICO case in this election is how Democrat local, state and federal officials are conspiring to keep Trump from being elected. Are they all going to be charged?

14. How are illegal immigrants allowed to fly without any ID, but Americans who were born here have to provide ID? What kind of sense does this make? The answer is easy. NONE!!

15. Is March Madness still the NCAA basketball tournament?? Or has it been replaced by the Biden administration drive to jail their opponents? 

16. Are all of the immigrants getting those COVID-19 shots at the border before they are admitted? Are they being issued masks to go with the free smartphones and airplane tickets?

17. Alvin Bragg released the illegals who attacked and beat two New York police officers in Times Square. He released them without bond. Are more New York residents worried about Trump paying a porn star than are worried about being attacked by illegals on the street? 

18. Nobody is walking down the street in Washington, DC tonight thinking "I hope Donald Trump doesn't try to attack and rob me tonight." Not even Cocaine Joe.

19. If car dealers have to start following the rules that Letitia James is trying to impose on Trump's business, it's over for car dealers. By the way, Letitia James has spent her life slopping at the public trough. She has never owned or operated a for-profit business that employed anyone. 

20. Has anyone other than Trump ever been charged for not paying the maximum for insurance and loan rates? Is it illegal in New York to pay less than the max? Will anyone else ever be charged under this statute?