Sundry Sunday Topics

 The next reporter who asks President Biden what flavor ice cream he is eating should have his or her press credentials burned over a "Build Back Better" banner fire built in a McDonalds "out of order" soft serve machine. But to answer their question, he's a Democrat, it's always chocolate chip.

If the Commissioner of the New York Fire Department wants to "educate" fire fighters who booed AG Letitia James, then she should also "educate' those high-ranking officials who were on the stage applauding AG James. If it is wrong to react negatively, it has to be wrong to react positively. Especially since "negative" or "positive"' are terms based solely on your personal point of view. Let me break it down for the leadership. Fight Fires, not Free Speech!!

The Commissioner of the NYDY got more boos at the St. Patrick Day parade in New York City on Saturday than her staff will have time to "hunt down."

Chuck Schumer, who scored 1600 on the SAT test, is proving that high test scores do not suggest the presence of common sense. Chuck says that Israel needs to hold elections to replace Netanyahu. Bebe said that he thinks that Chuck needs to go bite a hog in the ass. At least, that's what he told me about Chuck.

On Saturday, NC State beat Carolina for the ACC Basketball Championship. In other exciting sports news, a sober NASCAR fan was spotted at the Bristol race this afternoon.

Gas went up another twenty cents a gallon in North Carolina this week. If ice cream was going up at this rate, Biden would do something.

In North Carolina, we now allow online sports betting. The airwaves and the Internet are filled with ads for Draft Kings and Fan Duel. Now all we need to do is try to predict when the surge in personal bankruptcies will begin. Why work when we can gamble our way to riches? 

Fat Alvin Bragg has agreed to delay Trump's trial in the People's Republic of New York after more than 30,000 pages of documents were "discovered" in government records that mysteriously have not been available before. A case against anyone not named Donald Trump would have been dismissed for an "error" like this. 

In another demonstration of the strength of Biden's Build Back Better economy, Dollar Tree is closing more than 600 Family Dollar stores this year. They are also closing another 350 Family Dollar stores and 50 Dollar Tree stores in the following year or so. WOW!! What a statement of economic growth! 

Liberals blame dollar stores for the lack of grocery stores in low-income areas labeled "Food Deserts". As best as I can determine, according to the leftists, their constituency steals from grocery stores because there are dollar stores in the neighborhood. This causes the grocery stores to close and create "food deserts". If all of this makes sense to you, stop reading and go back to watching "The View". 

I can find no evidence that Judge Scott McAfee ever played football in school. With apologies to the late Toby Keith, McAfee "should have been a kicker". He just punted the Fani Willis fiasco to other courts to decide. He freely admits that Fani has violated most of the legal processes in the State of Georgia, but she should still be able to try Donald Trump. Back in the USSR, where McAfee obviously attended law school, they would have called this a "show trial". Research reveals that McAfee attended law school at Emory where there are actually more practicing Communists than in Moscow, DC. 

Is Nathan Wade going to bill Fulton County for the time that he spent defending his conduct as a hired attorney for the county? If so, he must have billed them for at least an hour for the time that it took him to respond to the question, "Did you ever go to a cabin with Ms. Willis?" Game shows don't last as long as the gap before his response. There will probably be some kind of boom in birth rates nine months after he finally answered that question. In Atlanta, a lot of the viewers got bored waiting for him to answer and had sex while they were killing time waiting for his answer. Yeah, that's not my best shot, but it is Sunday.

Biden is still pushing electric vehicles despite not increasing the production of electric power. Anyone this stupid was born to work in government. Buc-ees is installing more electric chargers at their travel centers. The length of time that it takes to charge your car is boosting their food sales as you have to do something while you are waiting. Maybe I can get a government grant to see how many children were born ninth months after their parents stopped to charge the Tesla?

Following that train of thought, in Tampa more than forty years ago, I heard radio ads for an "adult motel" in St. Petersburg. I can't remember the name of the motel, but I remember them advertising a "siesta rate" where you just rented a room for a couple of hours for a "nap". Maybe Nathan and Fani visited there? 

"March Madness" used to be the nickname for the NCAA basketball tournament. Now it is the start of the campaign season for Joe Biden. One day, Joe's wires are going to get crossed, and he's going to sniff an ice cream cone and lick a little girl. Chocolate chip, of course.