Let's Go To the Audiotape!!

 Forty years ago, on the CBS morning news show sportscaster Warner Wolf used to say, "Let's go to the videotape!" when he was talking about a game or event. Today, with Democrats across the land wailing and moaning about the Special Counsel's report about Joe Biden, it's time to go to the tapes.

Either there are two President Joe Bidens or the Democrats defending him are deranged liars. Thinking about that makes me realize that there could be two Joe Bidens. One screws up everything that he says and the other appears to Democrats in their dreams. Alas, there is but one real Joe Biden. Biden once tried to explain some of his income after he left the Vice Presidency by saying that he was paid to make speeches.  If Biden got paid to make a speech, it was actually a payoff from something he had done for someone while in office. No one is paying to listen to that buffoon.

Joe's defenders are all over the news talking about what a great speaker he is and how sharp his mind is. That's just Bullshit!! Joe Biden is either the cause or the cure for insomnia. You are afraid to go to sleep for fear that you will miss the one real word in his message. On the other hand, the drone of his voice as he searches for words like "the" can easily lull you to sleep. 

In his report, Special Counsel Hur wrote this: "Mr. Biden's recorded conversations with Zwonitzer from 2017 are often painfully slow, with Mr. Biden struggling to remember events and straining at times to read and relay his own notebook entries." This was in 2017. Do you really think that he has gotten better over the years?

Democrats are screaming about Special Counsel Hur being a Republican. As FBI Director Chris Wray also claims to be a Republican, the Democrats need to just shut up. Hur was nominated for his job as a US Attorney by two Democratic senators. The media morons have their asses ablaze from the fear that their meal ticket may be in trouble. What will they do without Joe's steady hand on the hair of some young girl while he sniffs it? Can Kameltoe continue to destroy the nation at the same rate as Joe? 

There's a simple way to settle all of this. Hur recorded his conversations with Biden and had those conversations transcribed. Zwonitzer had recorded his conversations with Biden. He probably did that so when he fell asleep while waiting for Biden to find a word, he could catch up later. To paraphrase Warner Wolf, "Let's go to the audiotapes!"

They could put this on Sixty Minutes, but at the rate Biden speaks, his term will be over before the tapes are finished. If I know that there are audiotapes, all of the Buffoon Biden's Booster Club members should know. Why aren't they calling for the tapes? Biden is such a lousy speaker than just reading the transcripts might lull people to sleep.

Kameltoe Harris was on the news tonight talking about what a great speaker Biden is. That's kind of like me telling you what a great head of hair Biden has. (For those who have never seen me, I am bald,)