It's a numbers game

There is ONE national anthem in this country. We don't have an anthem for every ethnic group.

There are TWO genders. Anything more is a figment of your imagination.

There were THREE Wise Men and they never got to Washington D.C.

There are FOUR horsemen of the Apocalypse. They are Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Soros.

There are FIFTY ways to leave your lover, and none should involve nude pictures on social media.

There were THREE little Indians, and none looked like Elizabeth Warren.

There are THREE little Indians: Haley, Ramaswamy, and Raj at the corner store.

There are THREE co-equal branches of government. Read the Constitution.

1619 was not the beginning of our history as a nation.

With Six You get Eggroll, with half a million you get a Hunter Biden artwork.

There were Ten Commandments in Exodus and then 27 chapters of rules in Leviticus.

A few thousand years later, there are 7591 words in the United States Constitution. As of November 4, 2019, the electronic version of the Code of Federal Regulations contains nearly 103 million words and 1.07 million regulatory restrictions. Talk about inflation!!

There are hundreds of 12 Step programs. There are millions of people who need to get into one.

At the time of this writing, the national debt of the United States is $31,462,154,854,903.  That's trillion with a T.

More than ten million illegal immigrants have entered our nation through a "secure" border since Biden took office.  How many illegal immigrants have entered Mexico from the US? 

There are 535 members of Congress. There are approximately 31,000 legislative staffers. 

The Carolina Panthers won TWO games this year. I just threw that in to piss off Panthers fans.

By the time that the United Staes entered WW1 in 1917, Ford had produced 1.3 million Model T's. So naturally enough, we sent 60,000 horse drawn wagons and more than 250,000 horses and mules to Europe to move our army. Today, liberals expect electric vehicles to take over by next week. Horses still start on cold days.

The last cavalry charge by the US Army was in the Philippines in 1942. Horses were actually used to carry US troops in Afghanistan in 2002.

In 2020, boneless, skinless chicken breasts were $1.99 a pound at Food Lion. Yesterday, they were $2.99 a pound. Yet we are told that inflation is at 3%. Somebody failed math.

There are SEVEN deadly sins. EIGHT, if you include voting for Biden.

Remember your SIX P's. They are Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Batteries lose power when the temperature drops below 32 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, even batteries in electric cars.

There are SEVEN wonders of the world, EIGHT if you include Trump's hairstyle.

Wait! I will give Trump a break. There are SEVEN wonders of the world. EIGHT if you include the apple fritters at NC Jelly Donuts in Burlington.

Joe Biden finished 76th out of 85 at Syracuse Law School. He failed a course in his first year for plagiarism. He should be the new president at Harvard.

Jesus had 12 disciples. Biden's White House has a staff of 524 with an average salary of $104,505. The Trump White House had a staff of 412 with an average salary of $98,614. See how inflation works?

Google started keeping statistics on this site in June of 2010. I actually started writing this in 2005. Yesterday, the number of visits recorded by Google passed 100,000. So, you aren't the only one reading this swill!