Sunday Sarcasm and Cheap Shots

Sen. Elizabeth "Fauxchahontas" Warren says that government employees and members of Congress all need a raise. Pardon me miss, but I have never heard this from anyone with more than a room temperature IQ. If you aren't making enough money, get a real job that pays more. I heard that Harvard is hiring. Didn't you work there when you were an Indian, Liz? I hate to alarm you Liz, but we don't want people to spend their lives in elected office. If you need an example of someone who has overstayed their welcome in government, drive over to the White House. "Politician" should not be a lifelong endeavor. GET A REAL JOB!! We will get by without you. Has anyone ever been forced into running for elective office? Has anyone ever been convicted of a crime and told to run for Congress as a condition of their probation?

In related news, the New York Times is reporting that John Kerry will be leaving his job in the spring to help with the Biden campaign. Kerry helping in the campaign? WOW! Maybe they will bring John Edwards back to help Kamala campaign. The article in the New York Time is causing me to redefine "puff piece". The person who wrote that article about Kerry did not just kiss Kerry's ass, she licked it dry. I thought that I was reading a script from "The View".

Government staffers are threatening a walkout on Tuesday in opposition to the administration's policy on Israel. The staffers are favoring the Palestinians and Hamas. Anyone who walks out should be immediately fired. This shows that these idiots don't know anything about government or history. I think that the last group of federal workers to walk out were the air traffic controllers. These people need to read a history book. At least, the controllers didn't support a terrorist group. 

After a lifetime of working with young people, I guess that I should not be shocked that they are supporting a terrorist group, but I am. Are they really that stupid or are they vocalizing their support for Hamas because they can't come up with words that rhyme with "Israel" to chant while they march? Let's face it! How stupid do they have to be to decide to stand with the murderers, rapists and baby killers? Here's a new chant for them: "From the river to the sea, there is nothing as dumb as me!" Let me hear a few choruses of that.

The big sports news on Sunday morning was that Taylor (Tay-Tay) Swift showed up for yesterday's NFL playoff game wearing a jacket that looked like her lover's football jersey. That will be the last time I watch the news without a barf bucket nearby!

I think that with John Kerry leaving his position as Climate Czar, his place as the leading American polluter in the Private Jet category will be assumed by Tay-Tay. She's probably in first place already. but there aren't any news sources willing to talk about it. If someone actually finds the stones to talk about her "emissions problem", I have a couple of small cans of "freon" that I have been saving for the last forty years. I will burn those in Tay-Tay's honor.

I am fascinated that people in government want to ban gas powered yard equipment. That's because those clowns don't do their own yard work, or they live in high rise somewhere and don't have a yard. I left out the probable fact that they are just plain stupid. California is banning gas powered equipment because they are stupid. They have those massive fires because they don't keep the brush and undergrowth cleared out. They probably can't get anybody with an electric trimmer to finish his own yard, much less knock out the undergrowth in the forests. 

I read about a woman at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio who has diverted more than $100 million of federal funds over the last seven years into her own accounts. She just wasn't sitting on the money. She purchased 31 pieces of real estate and 78 vehicles. That's more than $14 million a year. Does the government not have auditors? If she was getting $14 million a year, what have the Bidens been getting? 

But there is some good news in the story about this Army embezzler. She has acquired 31 pieces of real estate around the country and 78 cars. Several of those cars are collectible. I think that one was a 1966 Mustang fastback. There's a chance that all of these things that she purchased are worth more than the $100 million she took. Memo to the Army: Call an auctioneer!

 

Did some research on social distancing standards in other countries. In Europe, some nations use one meter as the distance. Other use one and a half meters as the standard. The British, who brought us the prudes of the Victorian Age, use two meters. The United States uses six feet, a little less than two meters. Where is the science that shows that any or all of these work? Is it in the rising virus rates??

In closing, the Washington Redskins have announced that they will change their team name. I was hoping for the Raleigh Redskins but that apparently will not be. If not, how about "The Foreskins"? This will pay tribute to all of the dickheads in D.C. and those who clamored for change. Plus, they can still be referred to as "the Skins". Also, if you have season tickets, they will have a special feature for the "Foreskin" fans. Just rub your seat and it turns into a club suite.