Miscellaneous Monday Minutiae

 In a recent post I mentioned Beach Bum Biden and his sunburned face. A reader informed me that I might have been wrong on that comment. She pointed out that while Biden's face was bright red, his ears were not red. She advanced the theory that Biden had a chemical peel on his face by a doctor while he was in the Virgin Islands. She said that this is a process used to reduce wrinkles. I will defer to this reader's knowledge of cosmetic medical procedures.

 Let's go with the theory that Biden had some work done on his face to improve his appearance. So, which of his two or more faces did they treat? Compared to the hair plugs that he had, what's a chemical peel? Did his double have to get a peel also? Did the taxpayers pay for this? Why didn't Jill just put a bag over his face? 

On January 1 Defense Secretary Austin went to the hospital for problems from an elective surgery a couple of weeks earlier. On January 4, the Pentagon finally notified the President that Austin was in the hospital. For part of that time, Austin was in Intensive Care. On January 5, they finally issued a public statement about his hospitalization. While Austin was in the hospital, his deputy was on vacation in Puerto Rico. Who's driving the bus? There's a war in the Ukraine, one in Gaza and the situation with Iran is getting worse. So naturally enough, the government leaders go on vacation or head to the hospital. Who did they leave in charge? Don't worry, they will tell us after Election Day.

The NFL regular season ended last night. The first coach was fired right after midnight. The Carolina Panthers fired their General Manager today. They fired the coach weeks ago. Why wait? After their 2-15 record this year, the Panthers should cut ticket prices for next year. It's not like David Tepper needs the money. I mean, he threw a $300,000 drink on a guy.

When Ted Turner owned the Atlanta Braves, he did all sorts of crazy things to get people to attend games. This was when the Braves were not very good. Tepper should take some inspiration from Ted Turner. Here's an example: The coaches aren't making great decisions so let's give the fans a chance to call plays. Everybody in the stadium has a smartphone, let them vote on what kind of play to run on each down. It's first and ten at the twenty-yard line. Vote to run left, run right or throw a screen pass. Get the fans involved!! Let's face the facts. The professionals who were paid millions produced a 2-15 season. Could voting by the fans be any worse? Give it a shot! If not the fans, Tepper thinks he knows sports, let him call the plays for a game. If the Panthers lose, the fans can turn the tables and throw drinks on him.

If Trump wins in November, are liberals all going to move to other countries like they promised us they would do in 2016?

Joe Biden has reportedly hired Claudine Gay to be his new speechwriter. Did today's speech in Charleston start with "Four score and seven years ago"? 

Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson has scheduled the State of the Union for March 7. That's after the Super Tuesday primaries. I like it! Let's give the Dems a taste of their own medicine.

The National Parks Service is renovating Welcome Park in Philadelphia. They are planning to remove the statue of William Penn from the park. 

The parks service says it wants to "provide a more welcoming, accurate and inclusive experience for visitors". Let's just go ahead and replace all of those schmucks at the NPS. 

You can go online and offer comments on the Park Service plans. Here's that address: https://parkplanning.nps.gov/

What we need in the United Sates is a new family-oriented theme park called "Banned Land". This is where we can place all of the statues and monuments that the left is taking down. Then you can take your family there for an inspirational look at the history of how we became the greatest nation on the earth before Obama and the Communists came to power. 

We can do like they used to do at Disney and have "A,B,C,D and E" rides. That was before Disney went with the all-inclusive "We will bleed everyone dry" passes. That's a story for another day.