Thank You, Mrs. Waterhouse

 Sixty years ago, I was in the fifth grade at Alexander Elementary in Tampa, Florida. My teacher was Mrs. Waterhouse. She may have had a first name, but none of us knew it. It was a different time.

Mrs. Waterhouse had a habit of asking for questions after she finished discussing a subject. If there were no questions, she would always say the same thing, "You aren't going to learn without asking questions." About halfway through the year we had all learned to ask questions about things that we didn't understand. This blog post is dedicated to Mrs. Waterhouse.

Is John Kerry really the arrogant, pompous ass that he appears to be on television?

Is Joe Biden really the senile old fart that he appears to be every time we see him?

Is Kamala Harris really that stupid or does she have no pride?

Can Karine Jean-Pierre even spell "truth"?

Can we get space aliens to kidnap Mitt Romney?

Do the hookers at the World Economic Forum in Davos really charge $2500 a night?

How many times has Al Gore predicted the melting of the solar ice caps?

Did the reporter who asked Tampa Bay Bucs coach Todd Bowles about getting his team prepared for the weather at the game in Detroit really not know that they would be playing in a dome?

Is that same reporter related to Karine Jean-Pierre?

What would the crowd at the border look like if it wasn't as secure as Mayorkas claims that it is?

Why does the NFL believe that there is a "black national anthem"?

How much would it cost to get a high school band to play "Dixie" outside of the Super Bowl?

As Subway is now advertising that they are slicing their meats fresh, does they mean they have been serving us out of date slop for the last fifty years?

Will Doanld Trump pick Kristi Noem of South Dakota to run as Vice President?

Does the cast of The View have a mutual suicide pact in case Trump wins the election?

Is the unemployment rate decreasing because they don't count the people who have stopped looking for work?

How many reporters will kill themselves if the courts rule that Jack Smith is not legally a Special Counsel?

Where do the government workers who measure inflation on food prices actually shop? Bonus question: What are they buying?

Why is there no relationship between government statistics and grocery store prices?

Why did people in the electric car business not know that extreme cold weather temperatures drain batteries?

If Biden is forced out of the race, will Big Mike (Michelle Obama) take his place?

How many millions of immigrants will be needed to pick Jerry Nadler's vegetable crop?

Is Nadler's Garden bigger than his belly?

Was anyone surprised to hear that there was cocaine residue found on the pouch containing Hunter Biden's pistol? Did anyone even feign surprise?

Will the Carolina Panthers trade for a whole new team for next season?

Why don't they just elect Gavin Newsome to be President of the People's Republic of California?

Why are you still reading?