White House Follies

 Several days after cocaine was found at the White House, the Secret Service is still struggling with a workable story on where the cocaine was actually located. Thye are now on their third location of where the drugs were found. How hard can this be??  It would be easier just to tell the truth the first time.

We are told that are no cameras in that West Wing area. We were once told that there were no recordings made in the Oval Office before Nixon. That turned out to be false also.

The White House is probably the most secure place in the world. Do you really expect people to believe that someone can leave a bag of cocaine there and the Secret Service would have no idea about who left it?

I am just spitballing here, but when a White House spokesman cites the Hatch Act in a response to a question about this cocaine story, it's time for a change in leadership.

I just don't believe that there are White House areas without cameras. I'm sorry, I am just not a believer. This isn't like the President's bedroom. This is an area accessible to lots of staffers and maybe the public, depending on which location where it actually was found is used.

Hell, I still don't believe that Monica was blowing Bill in a room near the Oval Office and nobody in the Secret Service knew about it. If you will pardon the pun, that is a blow to the Secret Service credibility.

The government still won't release all of the information about the Kennedy assassination, and it has been 60 years. They tell us that they have released 99% of the information. Unfortunately, the important details are in the 1% they are hiding. We will never get the truth about the JFK assassination. Again, what are they hiding?

The only President to give up Secret Service protection after leaving office was Richard Nixon. I guess Nixon knew that they were more interested in protecting their reputation than his safety.

I miss Ron Zeigler, Nixon's one-time press secretary. Ziegler had once worked at Disneyland as a boat skipper on the Jungle Cruise ride. At least he could give a coherent and entertaining answer to a simple question, unlike the girl with the Jiffy Pop hair.

In a completely unrelated matter, I saw a definition of political correctness today that hit the nail on the head. Allow me to share this with you before I forget about it.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."