Wednesday Snark Fest

 Charlamagne Tha God, talk show host, called the White House and told Joe Biden, "If you ain't talking about how many grand babies ya got, you ain't really Black!"

Are Hunter and his family living at the White House? The story is that they are staying there to avoid legal summonses. At least the Trump kids had jobs and places to live. Even Roger Clinton and Billy Carter didn't hang around the White House.

As part of his child support settlement, Hunter Biden is allowing his daughter to have some of his paintings. WOW!! Don't you wonder what that crap will sell for on the open market? Or is Hunter arranging for business associates to buy those paintings? Is he making Navy Joan an accessory to bribery? I would like to see one of his works appraised on Pawn Stars. Chumley would not buy that crap.

Maybe we should get Hunter's daughter to do a painting and see how her talent compares to her father. No fair getting her to smoke crack before painting. 

Has anyone heard from Ashley Biden since the FBI recovered her diary? Does she still shower with her father?

Yesterday afternoon I stopped at Food Lion to pick up some ginger ale. I hate going to the grocery store on holidays. The idiots are all out in force on holidays. Anyway, it was a little after 4:00 PM when I was there. Since it was the Fourth of July, it was pretty busy. In my quest for stupid people, I hit the jackpot. Two women were complaining to an employee that there were only three packs of hot dogs left in the refrigerated case. She explained that those were all of the hot dogs left in the store. She pointed out that it was the Fourth and they had been busy. One of the women said, "We planned a cookout for this afternoon and now our plans are ruined." The employee wisely just walked away. They loudly complained about the lack of hot dogs to other customers. Obviously, no one cared as a guy behind them stepped over and picked up two packs of the hot dogs and walked away. I wasn't carrying my pocket dictionary to show them what "planned" means so I just headed up front to pay for my ginger ale. Someone needs to learn that planning is an activity done BEFORE the event, not as the event is taking place. 

That incident reminded me of an employee being late one day at Bojangles. I asked why she was late. She told me, "When I got up this morning, I realized that my uniform shirt was dirty". I pointed out that she had been issued at least three shirts and she had not worked in five days. She just walked away and got busy. She never used that excuse again. 

Of course, both of these are topped by the guy who showed up at Bojangles at noon on Thanksgiving Day one year wanting to know if it was too late to order a fried turkey. I told him that we had stopped taking orders a week before Thanksgiving. Who gets up on Thanksgiving morning and says, "Should we go find a turkey for dinner?" These are the same people who are at the liquor store at 11:00 PM on New Years Eve looking for champagne and bitching about it if they are out.

Brain-dead Biden spoke via video to the NEA convention and said, "What the hell did Plato say?" He then went on to paraphrase something Plato may have said. Or maybe it was from some British politician. At Biden's age, he should have known what Plato said. Joe was probably there when he said it.

The NEA convention is in Florida, a state that union President Becky Pringle on Monday called "Ground zero for shameful, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, xenophobic rhetoric and dangerous actions."  And yet the NEA meets there anyway? If it was so bad, why are they meeting there?  Why are people moving to Florida in droves? What about the union members who have chosen to live in Florida? 

The problem with union leadership is that the leaders stop being actual laborers and just work to grow the union. Maybe that's why they never found Jimmy Hoffa. He's out somewhere trying figure out how to drive a truck so he can get back home.