Monday Moans

President Biden announced today that the Department of Transportation has dispatched a train to the Titanic site to help in the search for the remains of the Oceangate submersible. Pete Buttgig announced that the use of this train in the North Atlantic will not have any effect on the daily TransPacific service to New Delhi.

Is Jill Biden the new Edith Wilson? Did Woodrow Wilson ever propose a railroad across the Pacific Ocean to India? Of course not, India was still a British colony at that time. Besides that, Edith never sent Woodrow out to fondle actresses and sniff little girls.

Coming home from Florida on Saturday, a couple of military cargo trailers on a flatbed semi and a Bradley fighting vehicle on another semi were heading north on I-95. My wife asked, "Where are they taking those?" I didn't miss a beat, "The Ukraine." 

While Democrats scream for tougher gun laws, Hunter Biden is living proof that the Dims don't actually want those laws enforced.

Are Hunter Biden and his family living at the White House? Where are the Democrats who complained about the Ford kids?

Chelsea Clinton showed up in the news the other day blasting Joe Rogan (whoever he may be) about his comments about the COVID vaccine. First, she looks a lot like Vince Foster. Beyond that, being Hillary's only child doesn't make you an expert on anything other than suicides. 

The DOJ continues to demonstrate that they have lost their way. They want to restrict what Trump can say, but leaks flow to the New York Times like Ukrainian money to Hunter's bank accounts. Trump can't divulge secret government info, but the FBI flings it around like confetti at a drag queen New Year's party. 

Dr. Fauci is joining the faculty at Georgetown University. He is teaching a class on Chinese banking laws. There's also a special seminar called "Statistics- Lies or Damned Lies?"

The END is near!! Reporters were heard actually questioning Karine Jean-Pierre the other day with unscripted questions. The girl with the Jiffy Pop hair was actually surprised by the questions.

My hero, Sen. Tommy Tuberville, continues to hold up the military general officer promotions in the Senate. The military is too busy worrying about diversity to fight an actual war. When the Air Force General announced, "I hire for diversity," he told us that he is not committed to winning wars or defending the nation. 

On the street facing the sponge docks in Tarpon Springs, Florida is a small ice cream shop/ bakery. I didn't even bother to find the name. What's important is that they had the BEST coconut macaroons that I have ever eaten. The carrot cake was good, but the macaroons were the best. See for yourself! There is a larger bakery a few doors down. Look for the small bakery with the ice cream shop. 

In Florida, drivers think that "no passing" zones are not a law, but a challenge. Set the cruise control at the speed limit for your chance to watch the morons in action. 

Florida has come up with a new form of population control. They are putting bike lanes on four lane highways like US 301. I didn't actually see anyone stupid enough to use the lanes, but it is always the thought (or lack of it) that counts.

All of the feminists must be in hibernation somewhere sitting out the Biden presidency. He can't be within three feet of a woman without grabbing her or sniffing her. Where have all of the feminists gone, long time passing? Sing it with me!!