This just in!! Joe Blow??

 My mother used to refer to someone unworthy of having his or her name recalled as "Joe Blow". Now, "blow" is a term for cocaine. Joe Biden is the President of the United Staes, whether he knows it or not.

How does all of this fit together? On Sunday, July 2 a uniformed Secret Service agent found a white powdery substance in a "common area" of the West Wing of the White House. This was at approximately 6:00 PM. The Secret Service notified the emergency services department in the District of Columbia who sent the Fire Department and others to the White House a couple of hours later.

The Fire Department HazMat team tested the substance and found that it was indeed cocaine. No one seems to know exactly how long this took, but about 8:45 PM, they evacuated the White House. Why evacuate the place for cocaine? Why did it take so long if they found the unknown substance at 6:00 PM?

I have been to the White House on several tours. They just don't let the "unwashed" wander the building. I am pretty sure that every square foot of the White House is under video surveillance. By now, the Secret Service knows who left that bag of cocaine there. But they aren't talking. Why or why not?

Why evacuate after the Fire Department identified the substance?  Someone online pointed out that it wasn't anthrax, why bother evacuating for cocaine? 

There is a limited number of people who could have placed that cocaine in that spot.  By now, the Secret Service has washed the videos and knows who it was. All that is left is to tell the American people how that happened. How long will that take?

Will Joe Blow describe the cocaine find as a "supply chain" issue and give us his plan to fix it? Is it a down payment on a Hunter Biden painting? Is it what the White House uses to make Joe Blow look life-like for television appearances?

Here's my prediction. In 72 hours, Bigfoot will be on more television networks than this story.