Mercifully, the Week is Ending

 Back in the stone age, when we walked to a neighborhood school and played outside in whatever weather nature provided, we learned about calendars and clocks. Little did we know how important and controversial these two items would become. 

At some point in time (which seems to be either unclear or flexible) someone from the Secret Service found some cocaine, somewhere in the White House. No one seems to be sure what time they found it. No one can state definitely what time they called the Hazmat team, and no one seems to know if they called someone else before they called the Hazmat team. Does anyone have a watch, a phone or understands how to read a wall clock?

KJP, the dimwit with the Jiffy Pop hair, told us that the Bidens were not at the White House on Friday. It turns out that they were there until at least 6:34 PM. That's more than 18 hours out of the 24 hours in a day. Is she really that stupid? 

Here's the question that no one will answer. Why would anyone take a bag of cocaine to the White House? 

Several news outlets ran a story about how Willie Nelson and Jimmy Carter's son smoked pot on the roof of the White House. So now, the evidence is that drugs are a problem when Democrats live at the White House?

The USAF is again accusing Russian pilots in Syria of flying "unprofessionally". They accused them of harassing US drones trying to kill a terrorist in Syria. What if the Syrians sent a drone to kill a terrorist in the United States? If the Russians had really wanted to stop those drones, they would have just shot them down. Has Congress declared war in Syria or is this just another undeclared war we can't win? Does anyone study history anymore? Can anyone remember ten years ago? The learning curve in Washington is flat lining!!

Why is it that we only hear when Russians do something wrong, but never when we screw up? Was Francis Gary Powers leading a tour group when he got shot down in that U-2 over Russia? I won't even bother discussing the Pueblo.

Why don't we use drones in California to take out killers there? How about Chicago? If it works in other countries, why not here?

If the Russians are so militarily inept, why is the war in Ukraine taking so long? By the time the Ukrainians eventually, if ever, defeat the Russians, we won't have an artillery shell left in our nation. What are we going to use when we get in a war? Maybe the Russian strategy is to get us to go through all of our munitions in the Ukraine and then they will attack us.  It seems to be working.

The United States and the Ukraine think that if the Russians suffer a lot of casualties, they will withdraw. I suggest that our "experts" consult a frigging history book. In what war did high casualties cause the Russians to stop fighting?

A White House spokesman invoked the Hatch Act when asked about the cocaine problem. They should have just used their Fifth Amendment rights. 

My wife ordered something at Wal-Mart today and asked me to go pick it up. I went down there at the appointed time and checked in. Twenty minutes later, a guy came out pulling a cart with the three items in two bags. I opened the back door of the car. He handed me one bag, pulled up his pants. He handed me the second bag and pulled up his pants. On his walk back inside, he stopped and pulled up his pants twice. They sell belts and suspenders at Wal-Mart. Even Jethro Bodine on the Beverly Hillbillies was smart enough to put a rope through his belt loops!! Are belt loops just a place to hang crack pipes? Somebody get this kid a belt and explain how it works. Wearing a belt would double his productivity. He spends half his time holding up his pants. He's just a slave to fashion!

Ahhh, day is done.