Sunday Satire, Sarcasm, and Cynicism

 THIS JUST IN!!!!  Bill Cosby has announced that he is returning to television. Fifty years after bringing Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids to television, Bill is teaming up with Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg. The new show is "Fat Alvin and the Cuomo Kids". Brothers Andrew and Chris are expected to provide laughs as they struggle to follow the script rather than just spewing stupid comments. Cosby is currently in talks with Bud Light to be the primary sponsor of "Fat Alvin".

Joe Biden spoke last night at the White House Correspondents Association annual dinner. No word on whether it was the real Joe or his life-like body double who actually attended. It wasn't any real special event; Joe didn't take any questions last night either. It must have been a traumatic night for network news correspondents as not a single one reported on what flavor of ice cream the President had for dessert.

There is a remake of "Smokey and the Bandit" currently in the works. The part of "The Bandit" will be played by Donald Trump. The role of Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Smokey) will be played by the bug-eyed buffoon Adam Schiff. Like Buford T. Justice, Schiff will drive across several states screaming "I have evidence!"  Just as in real life, Sheriff Schiff will never actually produce the "evidence". Sheriff Schiff will also be claiming "I am in hot pursuit!!!" Producers are trying to sign either Stormy Daniels or E. Jean Carroll to play the alleged maiden role that The Flying Nun had filled. The role of the sheriff's idiot son will be played by Hunter Biden if his probation officer will allow it. The original script will be modified to allow Hunter to stop at art shows across the South during the chase to sell some of his paintings.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that he is opposed to biological males participating in women's sports. Kennedy may be the only Democrat willing to define "woman". Of course, after watching Jack, Robert, and Ted in action, Robert understands the differences between men and women. 

The Chicago Cubs are sponsoring a "Jussie Smollett Look-alike Contest" at a game next week. The winner gets to beat himself up and wins two tickets to a Dave Chappelle show.

The NFL draft was sometime in the last few days. I don't know and I don't care who got picked or who picked them.

I subscribe to The American Spectator and read it almost daily. I enjoy most of the content. The founder and editor-in-chief is R. Emmett Tyrell. I actually agree with him on many things. One on which we disagree is his support of Ukraine. He ends all of his posts with "Glory to Ukraine". I sent a note suggesting that he pick another corrupt government to support and waste our money and lives on. No response as of yet.