Wednesday Wit and Worse

 I spent four days last week at the Charlotte Car Show. Pardon me, the Charlotte Autofair. Apparently, everyone but me calls it the AutoFair. It's a car show. I sell "stuff." At Moultrie they are more honest, they call it a "swap meet". I swap "stuff" for cash.

Is there a bigger, more worthless, useless piece of manure than Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas? This lying piece of crap makes Barney Fife look like Elliot Ness. I am surprised that his clothes don't catch on fire as he tells lie after lie to people who are too loyal to the Uniparty to call him a liar. I did see a report that Marjorie Taylor Greene may have called him a liar today. She was promptly criticized and attacked by Democrats for actually telling the truth. Republicans were also stunned that someone elected to Congress would speak the truth.

Congress exists for the purpose of getting re-elected. If they actually do anything, it will be an accident.

Thanks to the airman who leaked the info that Ukraine is running low on anti-aircraft missiles. They are running low on missiles because we are running low on missiles. If we win the war that we are fighting in the Ukraine, we will have nothing left to defend the United States. But the Bidens will keep getting paid by the Ukraine.

Wikipedia is a joke. This is what liberals think is an encyclopedia. If Wikipedia ever publishes a print version, it will be on rolls of paper and hanging next to your toilet. It's not even worth reading before wiping your ass with it.

Things are so bad in Congress today that I find myself missing Adam Clayton Powell and Tom DeLay. I even miss Sam "Giveaway" Gibbons and I knew him. I miss James Traficant and his one-minute speeches. My favorite was his tribute to Jeffery Dahmer. Traficant was even a Democrat, so this is a bi-partisan post. 

You can't find a Democrat who can define "woman". Women are more than half of the population and the Democrats can't even tell you what they are, but they are sure that they are protecting them. But from what? Democrats want to let biological males play women's sports. You should not need a Supreme Court decision to know that is a stupid idea. Memo to libs: If a human has or ever has had testicles and/or a penis, they aren't a woman. 

In agriculture, we castrate male cattle and male hogs. That doesn't make them sows and cows. It makes them non-performing males or Congressmen, which is pretty much the same thing. They all exist to get fat and slaughtered.

Given the wimp status of most people in Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene may have the biggest balls in Congress. Let's make her Speaker of the House. At least there would be some entertaining news out of Washington for a change.

Time to go get some oxygen!