Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Weird Wednesday

Here's a few items from the news recently.

Just when you thought that we had all of the stupid judges in our country, Germany tops us. A regional judge in Germany has ruled that circumcision is assault. Picking up where Hitler left off in persecuting Jews, the judge said that it can only be allowed for medical reasons. Ironically, the case involved a Muslim couple who had their four year old circumcised. The judge believes that circumcision can wait until the child is old enough to form their own religous beliefs. At that time, it's really going to hurt!!

A man was ejected from a Kenny Chesney concert in Nashville for looking like Kenny Chesney. He was escorted from his $200 seat by security for his offense. I don't know which makes less sense to me, wanting to look like Kenny Chesney or paying $200 for a ticket to see him. I wouldn't pay $200 for a seat to see Jesus and the Twelve.

I know what you're thinking, unless Dick Cheney appears on stage, I'm not being mistaken for anyone else. There are people at church who think that I look like Cheney. There is an advantage to vaguely resembling Cheney. Anytime I pick up a shotgun, people all hit the ground!! A few people think that I look a little like Terry Bradshaw, if he weren't half a foot taller. Let's face it, all of the old, bald, white guys look alike.

Al Sharpton claims that Eric Holder is being attacked by Congress because he is fighting "voter suppression". That means that he opposes voters having to present identification showing that they are eligible to vote. He doesn't have an issue with someone having to present an ID to buy malt liquor, but needing ID to vote is wrong??

Obama has invoked executive privilege in the investigation of Operation Fast and Furious. He claims that no one in the White House was involved, but we can't see the documents. So much for the most transparent administration in history. Let's face it, he's just a liar!!

I watched an Obama commercial on the television last night. It only took 60 seconds and saved me a trip to Fantasyland at Disney World.

The college football Bowl Championship Series is being sacked in favor of a playoff system. WOW!! Like I give a rat's behind about it.

Sunday, July 1 is our patriotic program at Buffalo Church. I have a speaking part, reciting the Preamble to the Constitution. I was asked to either do that or the Gettysburg Address. I think that the Gettysburg Address is a great piece of work, but I am a Southerner. I'll do the Constitution.


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