Catch up or ketchup?

Yeah, I know that I haven't posted in weeks. Before my head explodes, here are some random thoughts.

Healthcare reform?? Barnum was right, there really is one born every minute.

We have a Congress of spineless politicians, being driven by a half black, Muslim, socialist President and people wonder where we are going wrong?

Obama? That son of a bitch is such a liar that I am starting to miss Bill Clinton. Compared to Obama, Clinton was a paragon of virtue.

The "Healthcare reconciliation" bill contains a revamping of the student loan program. What else is in there?? See Barnum reference above.

If James Madison had known what Congress is doing to his Constitution today, he would have stayed and helped the British burn Washington to the ground.

Sign at an Alabama church, "The wages of sin is death, repent before payday."

T-shirt spotted on a twenty something girl in Fort Walton Beach, "You can't be the first, but you can be the next."

Obamacare, every poll shows that Americans don't want this bill. Why let that stop you??

The government that robs Peter to pay Paul will always have the support of Paul.

Dear Al Gore, Can I use some carbon credits to buy a snow blower??

It's flood season in the Midwest. Every year they have flooding during the spring thaw. Why do we keep building in flood plains? This is a tribute to the arrogance of man. See any of my previous rants on New Orleans.

March Madness!! I am going crazy listening to basketball stories. Wake me in May!!

The Charlotte Auto Fair starts in just a couple of weeks. I can't wait. Just me and 100,00 strangers, waiting for me to offend them.

Nancy Pelosi, the Wicked Witch of the West.