Stupid People- PETA special

The people at PETA, which does not stand for People Eating Tasty Animals, have suggested that Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced by a robotic groundhog.

According to the AP, Phil's people have responded negatively to the alleged animal lovers. "William Deeley, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, says the animal is "being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania." The groundhog is kept in a climate-controlled environment and is inspected annually by the state Department of Agriculture."

Deeley says PETA isn't interested in Phil from Feb. 2 on, and is looking for publicity. PETA looking for publicity?? I am taken aback.

Do you know why PETA attacks people about fur but doesn't get as excited about leather jackets? They would rather harass rich old women than screw with bikers.