Truth in Advertising?

If there were truth in advertising laws that applied to political campaigns, we would see some different slogans and messages. How about some of these?

"Vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President!"- Hillary Clinton

"Experience by injection, maybe."- Still with Hill

"I am ready to be America's FIRST half-black President!"- Barack Obama

"I'm talking about poverty, stop asking about my $400 haircut.I see hundreds of poor people everyday when I leave my 30,000 sqare foot home."- The Breck Girl, John Edwards

"Forget that I was the governor of Arkansas."- The Rev. Mike Huckabee

"Vote Republican, even if I don't."- John McCain

"Flip, flop. Anything to stay on top."- Mitt Romney