Thirteen Thursday Thoughts

 Ignoring all of the liberal bullshit about justice in Texas and the never-ending accusations of racism, i offer this simple question. Why did Karmelo Anthony take a knife to a high school track meet?

After years of accusing everyone in the Republican party of being Nazis, the Democrats are running a guy for the US Senate who has an actual Nazi SS tattoo. Who knew that people in Maine were this stupid?

Apparently, Bernie Sanders has forgotten all about the SS and their work in Germany during Hitler's time in power. Sanders reminds me of Eisenhower's words after visiting a Nazi concentration camp in the closing days of the war. After touring the entire facility, Ike said, "Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened." Bernie Sanders makes Eisenhower's statement correct.

Just for the record and for the further enlightenment of famed airhead Jasmine Crockett, it was Democrats who opposed integration in the South years ago. George Wallace of Alabama and Orval Faubus of Arkansas were Democrats, not Republicans. 

At a House hearing the other day, Jasmine Crockett criticized Dr. Alveda King for being a Republican. Kooks like Crockett are probably the reason that Alveda King celebrates being a Republican.

Jasmine Crockett joins Joe Biden, Diane Feinstein, Rosa DeLauro and Hank Johnson in demonstrating the need for cognitive tests for elected officials.

Jasmine Crockett is probably responsible for the old joke about Abe Lincoln waking up one day after a three-day drunk and saying, "I freed who?" Yes, I know that's tasteless, but Jasmine makes it work.

The primary election results of the June 2 election in California are making the case for election reforms in the "Golden State". Silicon Vally, the high-tech center of the world, is in California and yet California handles elections like the third world disaster that the state actually is today.

I haven't seen this covered in the media anywhere, but I am a big believer in the old adage, "Money talks, bullshit walks." If you want evidence of people abandoning California, here's what to do. If you live in the South, go to the U-Haul website and price a rental truck to go from your home to California. Then check the price to go from California to your house. Guess which will cost more. After this election, they may pay you to take the truck to Los Angeles. If you live in New York or New Jersey, check on a move to Florida. Same story.

We just haven't bombed Iran enough. Bomb the bastards until they surrender. Sooner or later, even the slow among them will rise up and demand change. Peace talks aren't enough of a reason to stop bombing. Stop when they sign and obey the peace agreement.

If you believe in unlimited immigration, look at what is happening in England and Ireland today. Hell, Ireland let Rosie O'Donnell in.

New Yorkers are blaming the Knicks losing Game 3 on Donald Trump. Apparently, he was the closest white guy to the court.

Talking to some guys in Dublin, Virginia on Saturday, I called their governor, "Spamburger". No one objected, so I used that line a couple of hundred more times.