Thursday Thinking?

I am happy to announce that my lifetime record of not watching Stephen Colbert appears to be secure as his "show" has officially ended on CBS. I am fascinated that none of the other networks which have praised Colbert have offered him a job. I guess that he is only funny on someone else's payroll.

The NAACP is urging black athletes to not go to colleges in southern states that are redistricting. They are strangely quiet about California and New York redistricting. Add this one to the list of failed boycotts by the NAACP.  I think that the NAACP is about to discover the accuracy of the old adage, "Money talks, bullshit walks." The NAACP is going to wear out a lot of shoes.

Why are there HBCUs, but not HWCUs? How about HACU's? It's like when a bully wants you to give him your stuff, but he's not willing to share his stuff with you. 

I am fighting to stay awake as I report this, but the World Cup will soon start here in the United States along with a few games held in our bastard half-sister country Canada. Soccer games on television makes me appreciate Storage Wars reruns. Soccer is so dull that I would rather watch a "Seinfeld" rerun. Memo to the world: You need a shot clock in soccer.

Memo to Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey: Participating in a demonstration outside of an ICE facility on a federal holiday (Memorial Day) is not how oversight works. 

Using Senator Kim's definitions, the January 6 demonstrators were all just there to exercise their citizen's rights for oversight of the Electoral College. 

New York state is trying to outlaw 3-D printers that will make guns. Next on the list will be printers that can print the Bill of Rights. If they can do that, let's outlaw Democrats from reproducing. 

New York City has for many years been the financial center of the world. However, the computer age has ended the need for one to be present to handle transactions. Florida's Wall Street South and Texas's Y'all Street are about to end the need for businesses to have offices in New York City.

New York might want to pay attention as Starbucks and other large businesses leave Seattle. Businesses are like spouses; they don't stay where they aren't appreciated. If Boeing pulls out of Seattle, it will look like Yeehaw Junction,

Speaking of spouses, Jill Biden now says that she thought that Joe Biden was having a stroke as she watched his debate performance. So naturally enough, after the debate they went to an Atlanta Waffle House instead of the hospital. I can't count the number of stroke victims that I treated during my years at the Waffle House. Thanks to Dr. Jill for encouraging people to seek stroke treatment with an order of scattered and smothered hashbrowns at the Waffle House instead of meds at the emergency room.

There must be some kind of lying contest among former Democratic First Ladies. Hillary is on the verge of being bumped out of first place by Big Mike, pardon me, Michelle Obama. Jill Biden is a distant third but trying to close the gap with this recent whopper. Stay tuned for updates!