Top Tuesday Truths and Trending Taunts

There is absolutely no relationship between Democrats and actual democracy. Look at what has happened in Virginia in the last five months as evidence.

There's a lot more evidence than just Virginia. In last week's mayoral "debate" in Los Angeles, the three candidates were asked if "non-citizens" should be allowed to vote in elections. The moderator asked for a yes or no answer. Spencer Pratt immediately said no. Karen Bass and the other Commie cunt candidate ran out the clock claiming that it was not a "Yes or No" question. I am still waiting for the moderator to ask a follow-up question like, "What then, is the value of citizenship?"

Former presidential candidate and current airhead Kameltoe Harris is reportedly considering another run for the presidency in 2028. Two words, DO IT!!

If Harris is the candidate in 2028, I think that you can go ahead and mark famed ambulance chasing attorney John Morgan off the list of people raising funds for her campaign. He was last seen in 2024 ranting about a failed campaign operation. Meanwhile, black celebrities are lining up to make paid endorsements of Kameltoe's Kampaign. They are just one "K" short.

No word yet from House Democrats on whether the antidote shots are stopping Hakeem Jeffries' case of rabies from killing his last working brain cell.

Some things never change. When I was in high school in 1970, I read an article about the Vietnam war in a copy of Newsweek magazine. I thought that Newsweek was a horseshit, second rate publication. I read an article in Newsweek yesterday. WOW! Thanks for the flashback to my high school days, Newsweek. It's still a horseshit publication, but it may have moved to third rate.

I can't believe that the World Cup soccer championship thing is being played in the United States this year. Soccer has all of the excitement of golf without the great landscaping. Insert yawns here!

If you are thinking, "How can he say that about soccer?" I am sorry but that's an opinion based on personal observations. Let me explain. In 1978, Tampa had a team in the North American Soccer League, the Tampa Bay Rowdies. There was a team from New York called the New York Cosmos. Of course, they didn't play their games in New York, they played in New Jersey.

But I digress. Back on topic, in the 1978 season the New York Cosmos signed Pele, the most famous soccer player on this planet, to be part of their team. They came to Tampa to play the Rowdies. More than 41,000 people were there for the game. One of my restaurant's suppliers gave me some tickets to the game. 

At that time, the old Tampa Stadium was all bench/bleacher seating. There were no box seats. So, I sat on a bench for the longest three hours of my life. I don't actually recall much of the game as reports from my friends were that I fell asleep early in the game. Someone woke me as the game, that the Rowdies lost 3-0, was coming to a close. Yes. I slept through more than 40,000 yelling and cheering for more than two hours. It's a gift?

The next morning, I was at the emergency room being treated for sun poisoning. Yes, that was the last soccer game that I ever watched. Everyone who has heard this story asks the same thing, "How did you sleep through all of that noise?" Once again, it is a case of people asking the wrong question. The correct question would be, "How did 40,000 people stay awake through that dull ass game?" Soccer was so dull that I was left longing to watch a tennis match.

I wouldn't describe my feelings about the World Cup coming to America as "breathless anticipation". I will just watch the American Picker reruns on television instead. No chance of sun poisoning there.