Spring Flings??

 Eric Swalwell, who occasionally shows up for his job as a Congressman, is living proof that shit really is everywhere. He has missed more than 60% of the votes in Congress while he travels from his home near D.C. to California to run for Governor. This guy is more than your run of the mill scumsucker!

Swalwell is not even the pick of the litter in the Democratic pool of candidates for governor of America's largest mental institution. They also have Katie Porter, the Nurse Ratched of California. If they elect Porter, they will save millions in government staffing expenses as they won't be able to find anyone willing to work for that bitch. Swalwell will squander the taxpayer's dollars by constantly ordering Chinese to be delivered to his office. This might be the year that California ends the statewide rectal-cranial inversion and elects a Republican. 

Instead of Representatives and Senators having to buy or rent homes in the DC area while they are serving in Congress, let's build a barracks complex like those on military bases where those serving in Congress can live. They could save those who are bribing them a lot of money, and we would be able to get them back to work quickly when they are needed to vote on something. They wouldn't be lingering over any four course meals in the mess hall. What kind of wine do you serve with Sloppy Joes? Why shouldn't Congress get the same level of housing that they give people who defend our freedom?

This is Masters week, in case you missed a previous rant where I discussed this. This is one of those times that I thank God for my eyesight being afflicted with color deficiency. Yes, Masters green, money green, fairway green, putting green, puke green, and Trump haters green with envy, all look pretty much the same color to me. I will pass on the egg salad sandwiches. And the pimento cheese.

The color deficiency thing also works well to respond to all of those fashion experts who want to tell me that the color of my shirt doesn't go with the color of the pants that I am wearing. We won't even get into the tie thing. Interestingly enough, this used to happen at church more often than anywhere else. Hell, I figured that they would just be glad that I was there. I have solved those problems. Now, plaid is my favorite color.

I have heard all about Jeffrey Epstein that I can take. Memo to multiple morons: The son of a bitch is dead! Let it go!! We had a brain-dead President for four years who was fascinated by young girls and liked sniffing their hair. Where were all of People's Pervert Police then? Are you investigating Biden?  Of course not. Instead, Democrats are making wild-ass claims about the only politician on record as banning Epstein from his property.  The Trump Derangement Syndrome is real and is an epidemic in the Democratic Party. Dims can't breathe without hating Trump. Trump should declare a national mental health emergency and seek funding to fight TDS. Dr. Fauci should be able to come up with some kind of mask and distancing requirements. 

I am surprised that Dims haven't voted to establish a National Day of Mourning for Thomas Crooks, the Pennsylvania shooter. And then there is former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, who claims that the Trump assassination attempt was staged. If you needed any more proof about the danger of steroids, Jesse has provided that for you.

There is a lot of evidence that civilization began in the area of the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. Given the continuing struggles in the Middle East, one might place a winning bet that civilization will end in that same area.