Spring Forward!!

 As I struggle to adjust my sleep patterns so that I can find something to do with that relocated hour of sunshine, these thoughts.

It's back to being dark when I go outside with the dog in the morning. I told the kids down the street waiting for the bus that at least they will be coming home in the daylight. None seemed enthused. Apparently, when the sun is shining has no effect on your smart phone usage.

If Democrats were as concerned about what the DOGE folks are finding as much as they worry about who is finding it, we would be better off as a nation.

Who actually signed all of those orders that the autopen signed with Biden's name? We are back at the "Who was running the country?" discussion and it's not looking good for Democrats. Nobody knew who was in charge at the Biden White House. This was the administration of the same Dims who talked about chaos around Trump.

Hunter Biden told a judge that he can't afford to continue suing the repairman about his computer. He says that he hasn't sold a single painting since his dad left the White House. In other breaking news, the sun rose in the east this morning.

Flea market, antique show and car show season is almost here. I am in the process of sorting through my acquisitions for just the right merchandise to haul to market. I can't count how many times in the last week that I have opened a box and thought, "What the hell did I buy this for?" It's kind of like looking at Christmas gifts in July and going to get a garbage bag. 

It's time to start impeaching some federal district court judges who don't understand that they are a "district court judge". While waiting for that, let's get that constitutional amendment going to get term limits for all federal judges. There's an idea that sane people can all get behind. For the rest of you, there's still the Democratic Party.

Tampon Tim Walz said the Democrats problem in the 2024 election was that they were playing a prevent defense when they had no chance of winning. Tim, promise us that you won't run again in 2028.

Democrats have already got their 2028 campaign slogan ready. "Let's Go with hate in '28!"

It's time to cut the COW Republic loose from the rest of the nation. That's California, Oregon and Washington if you are not a regular reader here.  Do that and the Democrats will never control the House or the White House again. Those people are operating in some kind of alternate universe. 

Just for the record, for those in the COW Republic or those Yankee states in the North, we settled that whole issue about the supremacy of Federal laws in a "Civil" War fought from 1861 to 1865. I am fascinated that the states who in 1861 proclaimed the supremacy of federal laws, today believe that states can pick and choose which laws that they obey. Obviously, nobody west of the Rockies reads this because I have advocated this position several times in this location without a single death threat.

The Trump Administration should consider doing what the Biden Administration did. That would be to ignore federal court rulings. How many times did Biden keep "forgiving" student debt after being told by the Supreme Court that he could not do that? The "news" networks all seemed to ignore those rulings.

"Where's Waldo?" has been replaced by "Where's Chuck Schumer?" Elvis has been spotted in front of a television camera more than Chuck the Schmuck has been since January 20. Chuck's too busy appearing at rallies of leftist wingnuts to do an interview. As a cheerleader, Chuck the Schmuck seems to lack personality and enthusiasm. Those glasses perched on the end of his nose aren't helping to build the crowd's enthusiasm. Chuck should turn it over to somebody under 70.

I am not going to call Hakeem Jeffries a loser, but Nancy Pelosi is reported to have admitted missing Denny Hastert. Obviously, Bionic-breasted Nancy has forgotten that Denny was a Republican. 

Judges, Senators and Congressmen are busying proving the old adage that "Older is not the same as wiser."

The NCAA basketball tournament is about to start. That's like three weeks of video Sominex for me. The real March Madness is all of the gambling going on with the tournament. 

If you must bet on something, bet on how long after Joe Biden checks out does Hunter Biden start sleeping with his stepmother. Before you scream about how tasteless that comment is, remember that he had an affair with his brother's widow. Hunter acts like he is from Hollywood or West Virginia. If you are from West Virginia, I am sorry about that cut!