Wednesday Words, Wisdom, and Wit?

 Democrats have a four vote margin in the Congress and think that this is a mandate to change everything in the nation. Where were all of these Democrats when Trump was President and complained about the filibuster rule? Did they want to drop it then?

We need to amend the Constitution to return the Senate to being elected to office by the State Legislatures. The Senate of today is just the House with longer terms. Richard Burr is my personal living example of why we need to change the Senate. I liked him as my Congressman. As a Senator he became The Creature from the Potomac Swamp.

In the American Spectator today, there was an article by Scott McKay, who is also the publisher of The Hayride (thehayride.com). It was titled Our Cubacrat President and His Revolutionary Handlers. Here's the first paragraph. "Let’s make something clear at the outset of this column: when we talk of President Joe Biden, we’re talking about the product of the agglomeration of leftist hacks and wannabe-autocrat thugs who handle and control him. No one outside of the nursing home our White House has become really knows exactly who makes up that cabal, but it’s not an unreasonable analysis to say the men behind the curtain are actually a quartet of women — Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Jill Biden — ahem, Dr. Jill Biden — and Susan Rice. There are probably others. It takes a village to raise an invalid president, after all."

While Scott McKay presents a good point, I prefer my comparison to the USSR's  Central Committee of the Communist Party better. 

Why is the Democrats voting bill called "For the People"? Because "Fuck the People" would just be too honest.

We tried to buy a new grill at Lowes over the weekend. My current outdoor grill is a Weber Genesis three burner gas grill.  It's the all stainless steel model so that I will feel like I am at work in a restaurant. At Lowes we found a Weber Genesis II E-435 model grill. It has a side burner(which my wife wanted) and four burners and a sear burner feature. At $1199, it was not inexpensive. Unfortunately, they did not have one in stock. I suggested they sell me the floor model. They don't do that. I asked why they keep a display model on a grill that you can't get. No response yet!! So we called the Lowes in Martinsville, Virginia. They had two. One was the model and the other was in a box. We ordered the grill and were told it would be a few days to allow for assembly and delivery. On Tuesday, they cancelled our order. They didn't have one in stock. My wife checked all of the Lowes within a hundred mile radius of us and none had the grill. They all have a display model, but no one has one they can sell. Why do you keep a model of a grill that you can't sell and can't even order. If you order one, it denies the order because they have none in stock.  I am trying to give then]m $1199 for the one they have and they won't take it. There's a new standard for stupidity in retail.

An opinion piece on the Newsweek site is titled, "Who is behind the Internet hatred of Joe Biden?". I didn't read the swill, but I would guess that everyone who is not a Communist would be the answer.

It was a heartbreaking weekend for reporters this past weekend. If you guessed that Joe Biden didn't order ice cream or pies this weekend, you are correct.  How can they cover the President if he can't get out to order chocolate chip in a sugar cone?

Is Biden the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?

From the Social Justice Warrior front, NFL free agent Cornerback and SJW Richard Sherman was arrested early this morning as he tried to break into the home of his in-laws. In an encounter with the police, Mr. Sherman resisted the police and a K-9 team was activated. The famed activist and social justice warrior was bitten on the leg by the police K-9. We are all praying that the dog won't get sick from biting Sherman. Police are also investigating a hit-and-run that might involve Sherman. No bond has been set yet. 

Major League Baseball is donating $150 million to help more blacks play baseball. Apparently MLB is dismayed by the rise in the number of Hispanics playing the game. Blacks are about ten per cent of players while accounting for about thirteen per cent of the population.  Maybe if baseball were more accepting of dance routines every time an overpaid athlete did their job, more blacks would play. Maybe if you could dunk the ball over the fence instead of batting it, more would play. Maybe if they changed the uniforms to allow bigger tattoo displays, that would help. Maybe if they spent that $150 million to pay old white people not to watch baseball??

Pardon the interruption but I just got a phone call from Jewel, the singer. She wanted me to listen to a telephone town hall on the "Equality Act" to help her LGBTQRSUV friends. You can bet that I will never buy any of her music.

We need a month for heterosexuals to celebrate their sexual preference. It is days like this that I miss the humor of Andrew Dice Clay.