Saturday, June 20, 2020

I love stupid people The Covidiot Chapter

I love stupid people. How long before the government decides that saying that is a public safety hazard or a public health issue??

While claiming that a pandemic called COVID-19 is decimating the nation, there are states labeling "racism" as a public health issue. Why not claim that "stupidity" is a public health issue?  Is there a medical cure for "racism"? Is there a medical cure for "stupidity"?

I am still fascinated by people who are riding in a car by themselves and wearing a mask. Are they planning on picking up a hitchhiker? Are they afraid of catching the disease from themselves? Let's ask them if they wear condoms while masturbating.

I saw this one at the grocery store yesterday. Guy standing outside while smoking was pulling the mask down to take a puff on the cigarette. Let's work this one out. He is wearing a mask to prevent a respiratory virus, but is moving the mask to suck in tobacco smoke which causes a respiratory disease? This is a guy who pokes holes in condoms before using them. That's so his brain can get some air.

In the United States, we are told to stay sex feet apart. A woman was arrested  yesterday for threatening to shoot people who she thought were getting closer than six feet. No word on whether or not she was firing warning shots.

Picking up some some Chinese food in historic Reidsville, NC last week, another old guy waiting told me, "I can't believe that you aren't wearing a mask." I responded, "I can't believe that you are. It won't help with this. Don't you know that eating Chinese food raises the chances that you will get the virus?" On the way home, I wondered how long he stood there before taking his order, if he took it.

The biggest Covidiot in North Carolina is a tossup between Gov. Cooper and NCDHHS Director Mandy Cohen. Cohen tells us that there are studies that show how masks and social distancing prevent Covid, but never actually gives us that information to read for ourselves. Cooper tells us all to wear a mask, but marched with a couple of thousand demonstrators with his mask hanging from one ear with no social distancing. "Laws are for thee, not me." is the Cooper approach. 

Roy Cooper is such an idiot, that in Virginia, Gov. Ralph Northam's staff has signs in their offices that read, Thank God for Roy Cooper.


 



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