TGIF????

I haven't seen a TGIF post in weeks. Why not? If you lost your job, what difference does it make? If you are still working, it doesn't matter, there's no place to go on the weekend. It's so bad that atheists are starting to complain about missing church. Last Saturday, I actually saw two Jehovah Witnesses walk up to the drive through window at McDonald's and start handing out brochures.

Here in Stalag NC with Commandant Cooper and his right hand doctor Mandy Cohen-Schultz, the grand reopening has just started. Phase 1 started at 5:00 PM. This is just confirmation that the Cooper/Cohen team has their heads firmly inserted into their asses. Or as we say in the sarcasm business, they are doing rectal-cranial inversions. Why start Phase I at 5:00 PM? Why not start it at 8:00 AM? Because it is not about making sense, it is about exercising power. What had to change today between 8:00 and 5:00 to make it safer to re-open at 5:00?

Good news in Stalag NC!! Churches can now have services with more than ten people. Bad news is that you have to meet outside. Can someone direct me to the Commandant's order compelling Wal-Mart to move all of their merchandise outside?  Belk's and other stores still in business will be opening soon with "social distancing". Tomorrow's post will be a rant of the complete scientific failure to produce a scrap of evidence that social distancing works. Put it on your calendar, if there is room.

Commandant Cooper has announced that he is going to find out why so many people have not received any payments on their unemployment compensation claims. With more than a million unemployed North Carolinians, it's about time that the Commandant will do something.  Has Cooper ever had to check and see where his salary payment is?? Asking for a friend.

South Carolina restaurants will open in a few days. Don't get caught in that traffic heading south out of Charlotte to eat dinner somewhere that it doesn't come in a box or bag. The tax revenue generated by this surge of business in York County, South Carolina should retire any debt they have incurred in the Great Corona Scam of 2020.  However, liberals should be required to remain in Charlotte and  eat from those "contactless" brown bags.

The TGIF news was cranking early today with the news that Stalag North Carolina has the sixth worst unemployment situation in the nation. Sixth from the bottom, really? With Cooper guiding us to poverty and complete government control of our lives, who could have expected less? The great news is that means that we have hit the trifecta!!  The unemployment situation ranks with the reading and math skills of our high school graduates. When I was in school, if you missed 15 days, you failed. This year's "graduates" have missed about 50 days. Are they still giving out participation trophies?

Last shot of the day comes from one of my "outreach ministry" signs.
"Lockdown" From the producers of "Waco"