Biggest Lockdown lie??

What do we have for the winners, Johnny??

Well, Wink, winners will spend 14 days in quarantine in wild, wonderful, welcoming, Wuhan, China. Their trip will start in their hometown where they will be Ubered to the Greyhound Bus station. They will "Go Greyhound" to San Francisco where they will spent two nights in a sumptuous tent in the Homeless Quarter before flying Air China to scenic Wuhan. Once in Wuhan they will spend fourteen nights in a beautiful field hospital quarantine facility. All meals, if any, are included. If our winners survive, they will be given postcards of the Great Wall and put on a plane back to the United States. Where and when you go from there is up to Nitwit Newsome, the California governor. WOW Wink, what a trip!!

And now to the entries:

Commercials that say "We got this!?  If we actually had this, we should be at home. Otherwise, we should be out living our lives. Memo to governmental morons: Quarantines are to keep sick people out of the population, not to isolate healthy people. When a kid gets the measles, they don't lockdown the other kids. I realize that "we got this" is trendy and popular. So is getting tattoos and eating Tide pods. I will pass.

Requiring masks works?  Government reports are that many people don't want to wear masks. In North Carolina, until the legislature amended the law the other day, it was illegal to wear a mask in public. This was done years ago to combat the KKK. Now they are begging you to wear a mask or forcing you to wear a mask.In California, a guy was asked to leave a grocery store because he was wearing a KKK mask. If you are going to be picky? I thought that the government would have learned from the AIDS epidemic years ago. They wanted everyone to use condoms. Of the 10 people who used them, 8 did not get the disease. Stats on the other 23 million are not available. By the way, I do not remember them closing any gay bars or clubs during this epidemic.

Closing "Dine In" restaurants will stop the virus?    This is close to my heart as I spent 50 years working in restaurants. This was my "Truth in Ranting" disclosure. So they close dine-in, but drive through and takeout are available. So you get takeout and go home to eat with the same people that you would have dined with at the restaurants. The average restaurant is as clean as many homes and inspected regularly by the health department. Is your home??  The same people handled your food whether it is carryout or dine-in. Apparently the danger lies in the people near you at other tables. Are they any closer than the people you are wrestling at the Wal-Mart for toilet tissue?  Give me a table at the Angus Barn anytime please.

Commercials with celebrities "We're all in this together."  The sight of about one more allegedly famous person proclaiming "We are all in this together" is going to push my ass over the edge. If you believe this, start looking for celebrities or politicians at the grocery store with you while you search for meat. How many state governors have you seen at the Dollar General foraging for toilet tissue?  Like everything else, the ruling class is not living the same life that we are.

AND THE WINNER IS!! Roy Cooper , Governor of North Carolina. If Roy's lips are moving, he is lying. Roy has shut down the barber and beauty shops. Yet , Roy appears at press conferences with his hair cut and perfectly coiffed. Appears to have had a manicure as well. Roy, if it as against the law to give a haircut in the state of North Carolina, it is against the law to get a haircut here. Of course, many of our leaders all have haircuts, while the rest of us look like Shaggy from Scooby Do. Go figure!! Roy is still following a model that projected between 250,000 to 750,000 cases of COVID-19 by May 31. He has refused to present any updated info. As of today, May 7, we have a little over 10,000 cases. So we need to have between 7500 and 23,000 cases PER DAY to make Cooper's forecast work. It's not looking good for Roy.