Hump day haircut Happiness

As a mostly bald guy, I get a haircut about every five weeks. My last haircut was in late February. Since King Cooper saw fit to allow barber shops to reopen, I was able to get a haircut today. It's those little things that make life worthwhile.

The Virginia moron-at-large posing as their governor has raised the stupidity level in their state again. Over the holiday weekend,  "Numb Nuts" Northam made an appearance at Virginia Beach. He posed for a selfie with someone and posed with a family for other photos. He failed to do any of the social distancing that he requires the "little people" to perform. When his office was asked about why the Governor didn't wear a mask, his office said that "he was not expecting to be within 6 feet of anyone". Going to Virginia Beach on Memorial Day weekend and didn't think that he would be within 6 feet of anyone?? He's too stupid to be governor. When asked about it on Tuesday, he responded that he had left his mask in his car. This is the political equivalent of "the dog ate my homework".

"Numb Nuts" Northam signed a bill last week decriminalizing possession of personal use quantities of marijuana. Then he requires everyone to wear a mask indoors. Is that so the weed smell doesn't bother other people?

In North Carolina, Governor Cooper says that if local officials will not obey his orders, he will find another solution to enslave the public. At Nuremburg after World War 2, the world decided that "I was only following orders" does not justify violating the rights of individuals. Is it too late to hang Cooper for violating that idea?

Ace Speedway in Altamahaw, North Carolina opened on Saturday night with the support of Alamance County officials. The sheriff, Terry Johnson, had said that he would not enforce the governor's restrictions as they are "unconstitutional". In a few years, there will be a historical marker placed at Ace Speedway marking it as the site of the Second Battle of Alamance.

Jerry Falwell wants to market a mask that shows Governor Northam's "blackface" picture and his "KKK" photo. Northam is still unclear as to whether he forgot about these pictures or if they are fake. He has used both excuses.

Mandy Cohen? This is what happens when you hire a "medical professional" who has practiced politics, but not medicine.

Sign on my truck, "Cooper Sucks, The media swallows".