Roy Cooper Executive Order

Spring is only a few days away. The CDC is concerned that some people will confuse allergy symptoms with the Corona virus.
To prevent this situation, Governor Roy "Idiot Boy" Cooper has issued an executive order banning pollen in the state of North Carolina. In issuing this order, Cooper stated that if this order is violated, he will charge God with a Class 2 Misdemeanor. The Lord has not responded at this time.