Three more women and Kavanaugh

This just in!!!

CNN and the Washington Post have uncovered the identities of three women who all claim to have been traumatized by their encounters with Brett Kavanaugh when they were teenagers.

Apparently, all three worked as babysitters for the Kavanaugh family when Brett was a baby. One complained about the "smirk" on Kavanaugh's face when his diaper needed to be changed. The other two agreed that they were traumatized by the experience of having to hold "his bare, privileged, white male ass" when changing his diaper. All agreed that he was "on the bottle" when this happened.

When asked if they could positively identify Kavanaugh, they all responded in a similar fashion. "Have him crap in a diaper and then put him up on a table. I could pick him out of a lineup then."
Does that mean it DEPENDS???