ISO?

Sorry, but I am not In Search Of anything. Neither am I Seeking Out anything nor am I writing about the International Standardization Organization. In today's screed, the ISO stands for I'm So Old.

ISO that I remember when Bill Clinton was a "liberal" Democrat. Today, Monica's First President is considered to be almost a Republican by the nutjobs in the Democratic Party now.

ISO that I remember when "The Bearded Woman" was in the freak show at the Florida State Fair and not the Democratic mayor of some city in Oregon.

ISO that I remember when the Socialists weren't all multi-millionaires who built their wealth on their pay as a public official. Apparently, those folks really know how to save and invest!! 

ISO that I can remember when every boy over the age of five knew what a woman was and knew that he wasn't a woman. Bonus shot, I remember when a penis was a sure sign that you weren't a woman. Don't know whether you are a man or woman? Check your pants! 

ISO that if you said, "That woman has balls!" it was only a figure of speech.

ISO that I remember that the men's restroom in high school did not have a machine that dispensed feminine hygiene products. In the interest of full disclosure however, tampons can be used to stop a nosebleed. Of course, I don't think that Governor Tampon Tim Walz was thinking about nosebleeds when he had tampon dispensers installed in all of the boys' restrooms. On the plus side, that could give "No Balls Walz" a reason to be a little bitchy for a few days a month.

ISO that when I was in school and some guy said, "I am going to get a little pussy," it didn't mean that he was about to undergo some type of Frankenstein-inspired, life-altering surgery and a lifetime of expensive drugs.

ISO that when I was a kid, the Democrats went to war with the federal government to keep blacks out of public schools. Now they fight to limit the number of whites that they have to admit to public schools.

ISO that when I was a senior in high school in Florida, we had to take a class called Problems of American Democracy (PAD). You may have had to pass that class to graduate. There was a three-week segment of that class called "Americanism vs. Communism. I think that they have integrated that into a civics or government class now. 

ISO that I knew the minute that he opened his mouth at that NC legislative hearing, the sheriff of Mecklenburg County, North Carolina had failed civics in school. He is one of those CEFI hires, Can't Even Fake It.

ISO that when I was looking for a preschool for our kids, I would have never considered sending them to a "Learing Center". Of course, I would not live in Minneapolis, either. Who wants to live in a city where the patron saint is a drug using, unemployed, woman abusing criminal? St. George of Minneapolis, because there's nothing too absurd for Dims to believe in now. 

ISO that I remember the old Mary Tyler Moore television show where she worked for a local TV news show. set in Minneapolis. Ted Baxter was obviously the father of Tim Walz.

AOC, this one's for you!! ISO that I remember when we learned in history class that the Spanish explorers brought horses to the "New World". Yes, AOC, the Spanish were cowboys before Mexicans and blacks ever saw a horse in the New World. That was also before blacks even showed up in the "New World". 

Bonus shot for Congresswoman Commie-Cortes! ISO that when I was in geography class in the seventh grade, we learned that Venezuela was in the Northern Hemisphere. It is/was above the equator. If it has moved to below the equator, that whole "continental drift" theory has certainly gained credibility. AOC, get back to me on that! 

ISO that I have other things to do now. Make it a good day!!