Sunday Sarcasm

Luigi Mangione, the Manhattan killer, is obviously a member of the notorious "Unibrow Gang".  

Still courting military voters, Biden has announced that he will pardon every player who was penalized in yesterday's Army-Navy game,

Nancy Pelosi fell while visiting Europe. Her doctor said that if not for those massive breast implants, she would have broken her nose as well as her hip.

The bigger question about Pelosi is "Who was she shaking down for a campaign contribution in Luxembourg?" Maybe she is just getting ready to invest in some companies in Luxembourg? Pardon me, she has no investments. Those all belong to her husband, Paul. Nancy's only investments are silicone and plastic surgeons.

Joe Biden attended one Army-Navy game as Vice-President. He has not attended a game as President. I don't think that anybody noticed that he wasn't there yesterday. I was a little disappointed that Jill didn't show up wearing red and hang out with the Trump group.

I never thought that I would write these words, but I actually agree with something that Elton John said the other day. He told Time magazine this about marijuana, "I maintain that it’s addictive. It leads to other drugs. And when you’re stoned—and I’ve been stoned—you don’t think normally. Legalizing marijuana in America and Canada is one of the greatest mistakes of all time."

I gave up on doing the Twelve Days of Christmas thing for my wife after our old hound dog bagged the "partridge in the pear tree" out in the front yard.

Bill Belichick has been announced as the new football coach at UNC-Chapel Hill. I forecast a surge in current UNC players entering the NCAA transfer portal. I don't think that those guys are ready for someone with Belichick's demeanor.

Martha McCallum verbally ripped John Kirby a new asshole on Friday afternoon on Fox. She was discussing the drone sighting crisis with Kirby when he said that they couldn't shoot down a drone over residential areas where debris might fall. McCallum then asked why they couldn't shoot down one of the thirty drones that a Coast Guard ship reported were following them out at sea. Kirby failed to answer that question. For a guy his age, Kirby is one hell of a tap dancer when it comes to answering questions. Between Kirby and KJP, January 20 can't get here quickly enough.

Is it just a coincidence or are the drone sightings mostly over states that are more anti-gun than other states? Drones fill the skies in New Jersey, but no one has seen one over Alabama or Texas. Just saying.

Thanks to Joe Biden for his recent plethora of pardons. He's made it okay for Trump to pardon all of the Jan 6 folks without shocking anyone.

There was life before Daylight Saving Time. I am with Trump, let's eliminate it.

What's another term for female Viagra? A diamond.