Witty and Witless Wednesday

 The economy is in the toilet, we are involved in two wars, inflation is bleeding the American people dry and Biden was out Tuesday pushing "universal background checks" for gun purchases. He's taking "tone deaf" to heights previously not seen.

By the way, Joe, a word of advice on background checks for gun purchases. If everybody lies on the questions like Hunter did, the background checks won't work. Just wanted to make sure that you understand that little detail.

If Democrats would charge anyone other than Donald Trump and Republicans with crimes, maybe they could get the crime rate down. 

There's nobody riding a subway in New York tonight thinking, "Thak God they convicted Trump. Now, I don't have to worry about getting robbed."

While Biden was squandering American money in Europe, they were renovating the Oval Office. Someone on the Biden staff was able to find a Presidential Edition potty chair to place behind the Resolute desk.

Do you ever see someone with a bunch of tattoos and wonder if their life and appearance would have been much different if only their parents had given them an Etch-a-Sketch for Christmas? 

Hunter Biden was convicted Tuesday in Delaware. Apparently, step momma Jill flying from France to Wilmington on the taxpayer's dime, only to sit in the front row and cry was not enough for an acquittal. Better luck on Joe's trial, Jill.

Liberals are saying, "Hunter's conviction shows that no one is above the law." Of course, what they failed to point out in the Trump case is, no one is below the law, either. Call me when you are serious about justice. 

The Biden Administration is shipping another Patriot missile battery to the Ukraine. Are they going to let us borrow it back if we get attacked?

I saw the video from the White House June Tenth celebration on Monday. Juneteeth will be celebrated next Wednesday on June nineteenth. Lots of people are ridiculing how confused Joe Biden looked as he stood there watching the show. This will be a first, so make a note. I am not as old as Joe, but if had been standing anywhere near that guy in the beaded or sequin dress standing by Doug Emhoff, I would have looked confused too.

If I can finish building my time machine, I am going back and take some pictures of that June Tenth show to P.T. Barnum.

Since they started celebrating Juneteenth on Monday night, I thought that I would share Union General Gordon Granger's proclamation to the enslaved people of Galveston and the rest of Texas. I don't think that all of the freed people obeyed that order.

GENERAL ORDERS, NUMBER 3

The people of Texas are informed that, in accordance with a Proclamation from the Executive of the United States, all slaves are free. This involves an absolute equality of personal rights and rights of property between former masters and slaves, and the connection heretofore existing between them, becomes that between employer and hired labor. The Freedmen are advised to remain at their present homes, and work for wages. They are informed that they will not be allowed to collect at military posts; and that they will not be supported in idleness either there or elsewhere.