Help Find A Cure!!!

America is experiencing a disease that is sweeping the nation. While we sleep, people are losing their minds. What can cause people to start yelling and screaming in an incomprehensible fashion? How do people who advocate loving and understanding every loving organism turn into hate mongers? While Biden sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and sleeps, this insidious disease is rendering the nation helpless. What is this disease? It is the dreaded Trump Derangement Syndrome.

How can you protect yourself from Trump Derangement Syndrome? Start by checking your "Favorites" list for anything with connections to the Democratic Party. The next step is going to be tough. Turn off the television.

If you leave the television set on, you could expose your children to this horrible disease. Who would expose their children to the hate-filled babbling broads of The View? 

My advice is for you to start by hiding the remote control as no one under thirty can operate the television set without a remote control. If this doesn't work, get serious! My personal preferred solution would be to go "Full Elvis" on your television set. This would be a great time to make your own video for your kids to post online. 

Start by sending the kids outside. Turn the television on to The Rachel Mad-Cow Show or to the loons of The View. Then select the appropriate firearm and ammunition. I would use 9 MM shot shells. If your wall behind the set cannot take a few rounds, you could drop down to .22 caliber shot shells. You should plan carefully to minimize structural damage. Start recording and open fire! Before telling me that this will mentally scar your children, what will an hour of Rachel Mad-Cow do to them?

As long as you have the kids outside, teach them about the world offline. Send me their address and I will ship them copies of my blog on, wait for it, paper. Yes, teach your kids about real books and how paper works. I can also ship an explanation of "sarcasm" on actual paper. They should learn that you can read a book without a Wi-Fi connection.

Maybe we should have a telethon to fight TDS? We would have to find the right, and I mean right, host for the telethon. I realize that the telethon king Jerry Lewis is dead, but there are no positive signs of life from Biden and he's still purported to be the President. Jerry Lee Lewis is also gone, but I would have liked to have seen him performing "Great Balls of Fire" while Trump does his dance thing. Let's get Tyrus from Fox!!!

On the telethon, we could bring in people from the IRS to get donations. They are experts in getting people to "give until it hurts." We could play videos of Jack Smith as an example of untreated cases of TDS. Then we could show how the carriers of TDS are all over the Internet and cable TV.  There is no shortage of celebrities suffering from TDS. We need to find a cure for TDS before it is too late for Taylor Swift. Or maybe not.

All of this will take too long. I have a plan that can wipe TDS from the nation in seven months. Let's all get everyone to vote for Donald Trump in November. Then all of TDS carriers will either leave the country like they are all threatening to do or they will commit liberacide.

Smokey Bear said it best, '"Only you can prevent Trump Derangement Syndrome". 

Vote until it hurts!!