Sam They Am (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

 Or is it a tale of two Sams?

Let's start with the famous Sam Brinton, full time federal Department of Energy official and part time luggage thief. Yesterday, a DOE spokesman said that Brinton was no longer a DOE employee. The spokesman also told Fox that this was not a Biden official. Let's look at that second claim first. Sam the Sham was appointed to his job in February of 2022. Joe Biden was President in February of 2022. How is he not a Biden official? In addition to all of his other qualities, is Sam caught is some kind of warp in that time-space continuum? No, Sam's a high IQ cross dresser, drag queen or non-binary lunatic. You may choose any of those you like, but Sam was a Biden official.

Sam has been charged in two thefts of women's luggage from airport luggage carousels. Maybe he should have just ridden a pony at a traditional carousel. But I digress. Sam likes expensive luggage and women's clothes. Keep in mind that this is the guy in charge of spent nuclear fuel. Sam claims to be "non-binary". Does this mean that he can't count to two? We are trusting a guy to make decisions about nuclear waste who can't make a decision about his gender. Of course, I don't believe that is a decision that we even get to make. Sam obviously disagrees.

Worse than Sam's choice of how to acquire women's clothing is the media pandering to his insanity. If you want to play make believe, that's okay with me. If you demand that I go along with the game, it's not happening. The media and the lunatic activists tell us that Sam's pronouns are "they/them". I guess that is because "crazy/shit" was already taken. 

In 1967 at Pierce Junior High School, I spent 180 days in an English class taught by Mrs. Jane Ward. Mrs. Ward was very attractive. She never discussed her personal pronouns. They were obvious. I guess that the human race had not advanced to our current level of insanity and stupidity at that point.

Anyway, Mrs. Ward taught us about the proper use of pronouns. They/them are plural pronouns. They are used to describe more than one person at a time. There is no evidence that Sam is more than one human. So, Sam's pronouns are HE/HIM. If you want to call him "them", you are as crazy as he is. You don't treat insanity by playing along. If he thinks that he is Jesus, are you willing to nail him to a cross? Of course not.

Let's take a quick look at the second Sam. Sam Bankman-Fried is now in custody of the Bahamian police. They arrested him after federal charges were filed against the famously generous Sam. 

Like in all good con games, people talk about what a great guy Sam was. The financial news media morons talked about how he was a big believer in effective altruism. Of course, it is very easy to give away money when it's not really yours. 

Here's a guy who was a billionaire before he was thirty. Look at a picture of this guy and ask yourself, "Am I going to give this guy all of my money to invest?" If so, stop reading immediately and call me for some stock tips. He made and lost a fortune in cryptocurrency because there are only three or four people on the planet who understand that whole scam.

In the 2022 election cycle Sam donated almost $38 million to Democrats. He donated $150,000 to Republicans, probably Mitt Romney. So, 99.6% of his political contributions went to Democrats. Will anyone return that money? Surprisingly, one campaign did. Four days before the election, Beto O'Rourke (the Wetback Wannabe) returned a check for $1 million. They kept it more than 3 weeks before returning it. The campaign claimed that it was returned because it was "unsolicited". Yeah, right. Sam sent them a check earlier in the year for $1 million that they kept. Somewhere in the liberal grapevine, I think Beto got a hint that the bottom was about to fall out on Sam.

Sam was involved with lots of businesses. His firm, FTX advertised with Major League Baseball. There was an FTX logo on umpire uniforms. I am trying to picture some Phillies fan drinking a beer in the cheap seats, looking at that logo and thinking "When I get home, I am going to invest in some of that cryptocurrency."

The insiders in this whole affair referred to Sam as "SBF" because that hyphenated name was just too cumbersome for all of the altruistic people. If only they had realized that SBF did not stand for Sam Bankman-Fried. Instead, it was a warning to those who couldn't see the whole thing was a scam. SBF? "Somebody's Being F*cked"