End of Year Odds and Ends

 Someone accused me of "being the kind of person who would yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater". My response was simple, "If the crowded theater is on fire, what should I yell?" Memo to Americans: The theater is on fire.

Some people say that I criticize Zelensky of the Ukraine too much. WOW!! Who knew that I would object to a guy running a corrupt government that can suck billions out of the United States Treasury just because they hired Hunter Biden and paid off his father, the Big Guy. Why don't we pay Ukraine in Hunter Biden art?

I would like to see some DNA work on both Zelensky and his fellow dictator Justin Trudeau in Canada. Is it possible that they are half-brothers? There are stories that Margaret Trudeau had an affair with Fidel Castro and gave birth to Justin. Maybe Zelensky's mother met Castro at some Communist Party function when he visited the USSR? It would explain a lot about both dictators.

If you don't think that Justin Trudeau qualifies as a dictator, check out his gun control programs. He wants to outlaw hunting rifles that people who are subsistence hunters use. Now those folks won't have to worry about getting robbed out in the wild. All they have to fear now is starvation. 

Just for "shits and grins", let's put Justin Trudeau into a cage with a polar bear. We can give him a Swiss army knife and a single shot .22 caliber rifle to defend himself. The winner is whoever is still alive at the thirty-minute mark. This could be "must see TV" in Canada. My money is on the bear!

Biden and family flew to the US Virgin Islands during a storm that paralyzed parts of the United States and the entire transportation system. It's that old saying, "When the going gets tough, the crooks and braindead go to St. Croix". I guess that Epstein's island was not open. Maybe Joe's daughter wasn't available for showers?

The Air Force had to fly the more than 4,000-page omnibus bill to St. Croix for Biden to sign to keep the government from partially closing down. News Flash!! The federal government has been partially shut down since the COVID thing started. Who can forget "15 days to slow the spread"? The problem with that slogan is that government workers can't count to 15.

A President who wants to outlaw fossil fuels had the United States Air Force fly a 4,000-page book to the U.S. Virgin Islands for him to sign. How many tons of emissions did that plane generate on that round trip? Why didn't he just have John Kerry pick up the budget book and put it in his plane? Kerry was probably going to fly over that area anyway as he flies around the world burning gas to preach about pollution. Liberals are silent about Kerry polluting!! He's the climate czar. That's like me being the "tactful conversation czar".

Let's build a new Capitol somewhere out on the prairies of Kansas or Nebraska. It would be more in the center of the nation. We could probably get twenty or thirty good years of work accomplished before all of the whores, thieves, drug dealers, and other Congressional officials showed up.

To the sounds of Jim Nabors or Robert Goulet singing "The Impossible Dream", I offer these ten New Year's resolutions for the new Congress.

1. Write an actual budget and pass it. We have had enough of the omnibus "pot o'gold" funding system.

2. Compel the President to seal the southern border. Don't fund anything else until he does.

3. Don't bother with a "Pathway to citizenship". We already have a pathway to citizenship and the border jumpers won't follow it.

4. Before wasting anymore of our tax money investigating the sins of the Washington Commanders Redskins, investigate the monopolistic practices of the major sports leagues and the NCAA. 

5. If Black Lives Matter, please find out why they keep murdering each other.

6. Dismantle the FBI. They are way past their prime. They serve only as the Democratic Party KGB. 

7. Impeach and remove Merrick Garland, Pete Butt-Gig and Alejandro Mayorkas. Maybe that will get the attention of Biden's other dumbass picks.

8. Pass a law compelling the Joint Chiefs of Staff to focus on combat readiness and not "wokeness". I don't care if Marines "misgender" a drill instructor. Write this down! The military is a fighting force that exists to wage war, not to satisfy liberal social standards. Those goals are incompatible.

9. It's the Department of Justice, not the Department of Liberal Causes. Cut funding until they get the message.

10.  Last, but actually first in the public interest. Hold hearings to find out who is the actual "President of the United States". Tell us who is actually in charge at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Who is making the decisions there? Is this really Obama's third term? I will save you some time on this. Eliminate Kamala Harris from the list of suspects. She's the only one in D.C dumber than Biden.

Happy New Year!!