Free Shot Friday

Honk if you hate Roy Cooper! If you don't hate Roy Cooper, get a job!!

Just say "No" to NASCAR.

It took NASCAR five days to produce a picture of the now famous noose-shaped garage door pull. What took them so long? Did they have to wait for the film to get developed?

NC Sheriffs are lining up to tell us why they won't be enforcing the governor's face mask order. Once you leave the large cities where all of the liberals live, there's no stomach for this Cooper move.

One day, The New York Times will examine both sides of an issue before publishing a story. It didn't start this week.

Tailgating at NASCAR events will be changing as NASCAR takes action to diversify their fan base and prevent offending  their liberal drivers. On Monday, they will announce that they are banning Pabst Blue Ribbon, watermelons, moon pies, and fried chicken from their properties. NASCAR will offer specials on malt liquor, mangoes, sweet potato pies, and chimichangas. The hot new concession slogan is "Gimme a chimi". 

Golden Corral has closed their Reidsville location after 100 days of government intervention has forced them to give up on returning to business anytime soon enough to salvage their business. There's fifty or sixty people without a job and with a reason to hate Roy Cooper. Not to mention the loss of sales tax revenue to the local governments. It takes a special kind of moron as governor to cause a recession. But he's still getting paid. 

Does anyone really care what "Bubba" Wallace thinks or says?  He's from Alabama, he's half white, and his last name is Wallace. Let's start a Go Fund Me page to raise enough money to have Ancestry.com trace his family tree and see if he is related to George Wallace, the famed Alabama governor.

Mandy Cohen, director of  NC Health & Human services is not licensed to practice medicine in North Carolina. She's one of those political doctors whom we have seen way too much of the last few months. Here's a simple analogy to make my point. If you are going to build an eight lane wide, one mile long bridge to go over a river, do you want it designed and built by a bureaucrat who regulates engineers or by a guy who has built big bridges over a river for a living?

Several stupid politicians, including North Carolina's lead tyrant, Roy Cooper, are removing statues claiming that they are public safety hazards. Cooper and his Commie Cohorts claim that someone may get hurt trying to vandalize a statue if they fall or the statue falls on them. This is such an outrageous claim that we may need to redefine "bullshit". Are we going to apply this standard to bridges, overpasses, water towers, rail cars, and walls of buildings, things that are regularly vandalized?  Why don't we focus on stopping the criminal element?  Because that is the Democratic Party voting base.

Cooper is the Alfred E. Neuman of governors. "What me worry?"

Cooper and Cohen, North Carolina's answer to Bonnie and Clyde. What's the difference? Bonnie and Clyde killed fewer people. 

Cooper has a problem obeying state law and then bashes citizens for ignoring his executive orders. Cooper continues to leave the state without informing the Lt. Gov. as the law requires. Cooper keeps visiting other states for fund raisers in his campaign to be reelected Governor in a state where he doesn't raise money. Call me if any of this makes sense or better yet, call Roy and ask him to explain it.

Peach Tree on US 321 in Filbert, SC for a great peach milk shake. Great burgers and produce at Black's Peaches on SC 5 a little west of York.  I bought a couple of pecks of Caroking peaches. They are great!

And if you are my brother Barry, reading this, why did you wait so long to find this blog?